Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 "Dishes done - check Kids in bed - check glass of wine - check Now to relax!!!!!" Go on girl. You deserve it. Have one on me lol xxxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 "Dishes done - check Kids in bed - check glass of wine - check Now to relax!!!!!" Maws on Facebook is one of my least favourite things in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
energyzone Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 I refused to befriend my sister on Facebook as all she posted were Friends quotes. All the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Had 2 new one's today. Surprisingly both from female sevco supporters. Moron 1: Every year people moan about the walk - if you don't like it take a day trip out of Glasgow. To which I responded - why should people have to leave due to some bigots? Moron 2: XXXXXX done really well at the walking today, really proud of him xxxx To which I replied - how can he have done well at the walking? Surely its just walking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 For the record, she is without a doubt the biggest squirter I have ever rode - was doing her DS one day and juice was splashing out and hitting my feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 All these pictures are doing the rounds "OMG..... TITP is flooded" Some people are daft enough to believe that they are actual pictures from this years event. It isn't TITP ya bunch of gullible fuds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) All these pictures are doing the rounds "OMG..... TITP is flooded" Some people are daft enough to believe that they are actual pictures from this years event. It isn't TITP ya bunch of gullible fuds. No but it is flooded! Edited July 8, 2012 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 No but it is flooded! I like how someone just remembered to pack the canoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I just hate people who are posting from TITP with shite like "OMG11111!1!11 this is fucking amazing" its clearly not that fucking good if you have found yourself posting on facebook right in the middle of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Bird on mine currently having a breakdown because her man's having to go away with the RAF. Newflash: this is what happens when you're seeing a guy in the forces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caleyjaggi Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 The other day the girlfriend of a guy I used to go to school with posted a status telling everyone how her neighbours had accused her of stealing three springs off their kids trampoline and calling them "skanky b*****ds". This then descended into a slanging match, 40 plus comments, as the neighbours , who it appears were Facebook friends, and the husband got stuck in. I lost interest after the accused mother joined in saying she had given them the springs and how there's no way she could have got them off anyway but things were pretty heated by then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Reid = God Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Brilliant!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 (edited) Ryan, I thought I would write a wee paragraph for you since I'm pure bored lmao anyways your absoloutly amazing babe Your the bestest boyfriend ever and I would never do anything to hurt you You always know how to put a smile on my face when I'm upset You always listen to my problems and try to help me out. You always spoil me rotten lmao even though I tell you to not buy me a thing haha Its so weird to think that you were at my school and we never spoke at all and now we're soo close Can't imagine my life without you as soon as I met you, you made my life much happier We've had soo many good memories together like you taking me out for dinner on valentines day and then the cinema and also when we went to see JEDWARD in braehead hahaha So happy that I got you liking Jedward and now I'm so happy that I got you liking the midnight beast hehe don't even deny it lmao since you watched their show last night with me HA! We have also had our bad days when we can't stop arguing with eachother which makes me very sad but we always get through it in the end I love the nights when I'm staying at yours and we end up sitting up all night playing cod or snuggle up with lots of munchies and watch hundreds of horrors haha you shite yourself all the time lmfao You always jump at the scary bits and end up hurting me haha was too funny though I can still remember the 1st day we met and walked about victoria park and had a wee catch up and we just clicked. I've never been able to talk to someone that much when I first meet them so you were just special it felt so easy to talk to you. I felt like I could tell you all my secrets straight away and that I can trust you with everything I can't believe its been almost 9 months soon it will be a year Its gonna be the best day of my life Can't wait till you read this, I will be sitting next to you and watching your face the whole time haha you better appreciate this paragraph mr since it acho took me like 25 mins to write haha it might not seem like that but it did cause I had to think about what memories to write about which was soo hard since we've had too many lol I hope we last forever and tbh I think we will Love you lots baby Hope this puts a wee smile on your cute face :') I will always be faithful to you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx hey babes i just thought i would write u a para since u wrote me one lmao anyway u have made my life sparkle since u have came into it and i know we have had our fights and arguements but we always work things out in the end that is why u make me the happiest guy in the world to be with such an amazing and beautiful girl like u my life used to be dull and boring without u and i was always sad but since u have came along im more cheery and happy and i always love your big cuddles you give me when we see eachother it would take a crowbar to get us off eachother haha. i love that when ur here we sit up playing cod and watching films i know i can be a bit of a pain in the ass in fact i mean not a bit i ment billions of pain in your ass haha but im sorry and u always know how to calm me down and get through it . i know we were ment to be together because when i first met u i suddenly felt butterflies in my stomach and felt i knew u my whole entire life . i miss u every second im not with u but feel extremly happy knowing i get to see u the next day my love for u cannot be explained in words because its difficult because its such an amazing powerful feeling nobody can describe. My life is dedicated to u and although u dont want me to buy u things i always do lmao i cant wait to be with u always and forever babes i will protect u always love u chelsea sinclair i know that might have sounded cheesy and stuff but i know u will go awwww hehe i know u too well babes love u angel xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I should state that I don't know these people, but my pal sent me their conversation and reading it made my eyes bleed. I was going to dissect every sentence of this and explain how horrible it was but I'm sure you can figure this out for yourself. If it took her 25 minutes to write that I wonder how she did in her English exams. Silly question, actually. Of course she failed them. Between every sentence there was either a happy face, a grinning face, a winking face, a sad face or a heart. A message came up saying I had used too many emoticons so I rid of them all. What a fucking embarrassment. I hope his mates rip right into him, if he still has any. Apparently they're engaged and getting married soon. Been going out for nine months, been engaged for five of those.I think they're about 16/17 or something. f**k's sake. Edited July 10, 2012 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 How the f**k can she say "I can still remember the 1st day we met ... and had a wee catch up"?! How can you "catch up" with someone you've just met! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditots Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Some brain dead bigot on mine still posts "WATP". He lives in Bo'ness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 (edited) Some brain dead bigot on mine still posts "WATP". He lives in Bo'ness Having been to a Bo'ness game, and heard their songs such as the sash and shouts of WATP, and having experienced the miners' club across from the ground, it all adds together suggests that perhaps the news hasn't reached Borrowstounness yet. Edited July 10, 2012 by SaltyTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 Got rid of the Timeline, makes reading Facebook so much easier! You got rid of timeline? I thought timeline was a permanent change? How did you manage that then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 i know i can be a bit of a pain in the ass in fact i mean not a bit i ment billions of pain in your ass haha but im sorry and u always know how to calm me down and get through it . Quite clear what they get up to.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 (edited) Random bint: is single Random bint: is in a complicated relationship Random bint: is married Random bint: is single Edited July 10, 2012 by Nutz_the_Squirrel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 You got rid of timeline? I thought timeline was a permanent change? How did you manage that then? If you have Chrome as your browser, click on the little spanner in the top right. Then go to tools, then extensions. Click get more extensions and search for "remove timeline" and add the first option - bang, bye bye timeline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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