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This popped up on my newsfeed tonight

https://www.facebook...&type=2

:lol:

"We're havin' a party when Rory pulls"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rory is something of a legend (not in sic form) among the young ones in the Coatbridge area. The Rory Hazlie is a creature that will go to nightclubs in a suit, tie, umbrella and hat, on the hunt for young talent, which usually ends in unmitigated disaster...UNTIL NOW!

Anyway, saw this earlier:

"In tesco getting Christmas dinner lol"

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There's a picture on Facebook of a guy who used to be in the year when I was at school above getting off with his former (married with children) head of year.

Hmm, no clarification if teacher is male or female.

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I read today that someone had gone to his 'Ant Mary's house' for dinner. Then I read someone else's post that went something along the lines of 'Love me or hate me, it works out fine for me. If you love me I'll always be in your heart but if you hate me.I'll always be in your head. It obviously didn't have the same punctuation and the 'your's were spelled 'ur' but you get the idea.

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I read someone else's post that went something along the lines of 'Love me or hate me, it works out fine for me. If you love me I'll always be in your heart but if you hate me.I'll always be in your head. It obviously didn't have the same punctuation and the 'your's were spelled 'ur' but you get the idea.

Say something back like "I don't love or hate you; I do, however, think you're a bit of a tit".

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sorry Supras I was reluctant to put the photo up and it has now been taken down. It's a female, and teaches business management. Unless you were hoping for a man.

I was hoping for a picture!

But yes male head of year would have been much more scandalous.

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I was hoping for a picture!

But yes male head of year would have been much more scandalous.

What's the difference? Surely they are exactly the same level of Scandal? Apparently a message got sent to the poster of the picture from Teacher asking to take it down. But surely it's her own fault for tonguing ex pupils all night (It was more than just a wee snog according to witnesses)

Maybe it's a Mrs Robinson situation...

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What's the difference? Surely they are exactly the same level of Scandal? Apparently a message got sent to the poster of the picture from Teacher asking to take it down. But surely it's her own fault for tonguing ex pupils all night (It was more than just a wee snog according to witnesses)

Maybe it's a Mrs Robinson situation...

Nope - male is definitely more scandalous. More unusual, more shocking IMO. And yes upon reciept of that message you could just reply, erm, hmm, no? A smart camper would have saved it to his hard disk anyway. Put it up and if the big bad woman bothers you tell her to ram it.*

Not really annoying but my mate has just posted a video of his mate proposing to his girlfriend in a pub. Is this normal?

Do you really need to ask that question? laugh.gif

*Only if she's attractive. If not consign it to irreversible online death like the Paul Jewell sex tape.

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A ''like'' page that appeared on my feed but I don't mind the guy that ''liked'' it so dunno to delete or not :unsure:

Anyway if they were both 'banned for life', why does she think dumping him will get her back in? It is posers like that which makes me want this shoite off my page.......

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https://www.facebook.../DiggerScotland

This page always makes me laugh

Elizabeth Munro crap they get let out 4 murder my boy remanded 4 a breach without hitting anybody just being drunk law needs tae b changed

Mark Allison Is your boy a "Ned" Elizabeth?

Elizabeth Munro no hes no

Mark Allison Judging by your grammar Elizabeth i will wager your benefits he is..........

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