Sloop John B Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 People in Dumfries town centre, watch out there are tons of charity workers out in force today ready to annoy you at random! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I can't decide what's worse - fat birds on facebook likening themselves to Marilyn Monroe or cunty birds on facebook likening themselves to Marilyn Monroe. I mean, be fat and cunty all you want by all means, but don't try and make out you're the most desireable woman on the planet and just happened to be born in the wrong decade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 Remember I posted a screenshot of this couple arguing and it got so personal they started revealing their bedroom secrets? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lisa Cuddy Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 "Wow. This one cuts deep.One young man went to apply for a managerial position in a big company. He passed the initial interview, and now would meet the director for the final interview.The director discovered from his CV that the youth's academic achievements were excellent. He asked, "Did you obtain any scholarships in school?" the youth answered "no"." Was it your father who paid for your school fees?""My father passed away when I was one year old, it was my mother who paid for my school fees.” he replied." Where did your mother work?""My mother worked as clothes cleaner.”The director requested the youth to show his hands. The youth showed a pair of hands that were smooth and perfect." Have you ever helped your mother wash the clothes before?""Never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books. Besides, my mother can wash clothes faster than me.The director said, "I have a request. When you go home today, go and clean your mother's hands, and then see me tomorrow morning.The youth felt that his chance of landing the job was high. When he went back home, he asked his mother to let him clean her hands. His mother felt strange, happy but with mixed feelings, she showed her hands to her son.The youth cleaned his mother's hands slowly. His tear fell as he did that. It was the first time he noticed that his mother's hands were so wrinkled, and there were so many bruises in her hands. Some bruises were so painful that his mother winced when he touched it.This was the first time the youth realized that it was this pair of hands that washed the clothes everyday to enable him to pay the school fees. The bruises in the mother's hands were the price that the mother had to pay for his education, his school activities and his future.After cleaning his mother hands, the youth quietly washed all the remaining clothes for his mother.That night, mother and son talked for a very long time.Next morning, the youth went to the director's office.The Director noticed the tears in the youth's eyes, when he asked: "Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"The youth answered," I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished cleaning all the remaining clothes'“I know now what appreciation is. Without my mother, I would not be who I am today. By helping my mother, only now do I realize how difficult and tough it is to get something done on your own. And I have come to appreciate the importance and value of helping one’s family.The director said, "This is what I am looking for in a manager. I want to recruit a person who can appreciate the help of others, a person who knows the sufferings of others to get things done, and a person who would not put money as his only goal in life.”“You are hired.”This young person worked very hard, and received the respect of his subordinates. Every employee worked diligently and worked as a team. The company's performance improved tremendously.A child, who has been protected and habitually given whatever he wanted, would develop an "entitlement mentality" and would always put himself first. He would be ignorant of his parent's efforts. When he starts work, he assumes that every person must listen to him, and when he becomes a manager, he would never know the sufferings of his employees and would always blame others. For this kind of people, who may be good academically, they may be successful for a while, but eventually they would not feel a sense of achievement. They will grumble and be full of hatred and fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parents, are we really showing love or are we destroying our children instead?You can let your child live in a big house, eat a good meal, learn piano, watch on a big screen TV. But when you are cutting grass, please let them experience it. After a meal, let them wash their plates and bowls together with their brothers and sisters. It is not because you do not have money to hire a maid, but it is because you want to love them in a right way. You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parents are, one day their hair will grow gray, same as the mother of that young person. The most important thing is your child learns how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learns the ability to work with others to get things done." f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 I can't decide what's worse - fat birds on facebook likening themselves to Marilyn Monroe or cunty birds on facebook likening themselves to Marilyn Monroe. I mean, be fat and cunty all you want by all means, but don't try and make out you're the most desireable woman on the planet and just happened to be born in the wrong decade. It's worse when they use that fucking quote and compare themselves to Marilyn Monroe emotionally. Good role model, she was really mentally stable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 It's worse when they use that fucking quote and compare themselves to Marilyn Monroe emotionally. Good role model, she was really mentally stable The quote's what I was driving at when I mentioned the cunty ones! Because basically, it says "sometimes I'm a c**t, but occasionally I'm not, and what you have to ask yourself if you can stand to be with someone who is a c**t at least 50% of the time if they're as good looking as me". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 "Omg I've just been asked if I'm pregnant, can sky give me compo for some arsehole making fun of my weight" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 "Omg I've just been asked if I'm pregnant, can sky give me compo for some arsehole making fun of my weight" Oh dear, I doubt he was making fun of her for being fat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClathyDave Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 This turned up on my News Feed last night. "Was gutted when the underwire in my favorite 'over the shoulder pebble holder' snapped, so made a mercy dash to Asda last night for a quick replacement...........well i will be going back there as i havent been able to stop feeling and admiring my boobs all day!!!! ha ha pebbles i said.........MOUNTAINS now!!! WOW WOW WOW PMSL :-) :-) :-)" And today? Deleted within the minute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 The "1 like = 1 prayer" brigade are out in force this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Celtic fans must be seething a blue candle, if they knew what Interrobang was they would be in overload 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 This shared shit appeared on my newsfeed with the words 'Absolutely devastating :(' Obviously the grief birds were out in force with the comments - 'Truly heartbreaking' 'OMG, what a shame' etc, etc. The comments appear to have stopped though since I pointed out that the pic is a lot of shite considering it was an 8 year old boy that died and that you can't run the marathon until you're 18. Gullible fuckwits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 This shared shit appeared on my newsfeed with the words 'Absolutely devastating :(' Obviously the grief birds were out in force with the comments - 'Truly heartbreaking' 'OMG, what a shame' etc, etc. The comments appear to have stopped though since I pointed out that the pic is a lot of shite considering it was an 8 year old boy that died and that you can't run the marathon until you're 18. Gullible fuckwits. Corrected somebody on this today, asking them how they thought an 8year old could run 26miles in just over 4hrs. Got this reply; "It duznt matter that they got the details wrng. What matters is that people r praying fr those affected" *insert Patrick Stewart meme* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Aye I'm sure that girl will love having her photo plastered all over Facebook and have everyone believe she's dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Aye I'm sure that girl will love having her photo plastered all over Facebook and have everyone believe she's dead. To be fair I'd love that. Imagine going into school the next day and scaring the shit out all your friends 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 To be fair I'd love that. Imagine going into school the next day and scaring the shit out all your friends Point taken. I think I'll share it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Facebook is spreading thougbout my work, I always had a no workmates policy, after a while people that are actually friends in work who I go out for dinner/drinking with got accepted. Then a few other people who work in close proximity who are alright got accepted, there was an obvious stand off between the rest of the people who do my job, a mutual let's not go there mentality which I was all for. Then an old guy from the admin team added me who I only ever talk to when I need him to do something for me added me, then a temp in the admin team added me right after he started working, then a security guard who is a bit weird and who I only interact with rarely and simply say "arwight" in passing to added me, then today I got one from the cleaner who must think we are bezzie mates cause I give her more chat than others as she empties my bin added me, didn't recognise her full name, clicked on it and there were bingo wings flying all over the shop. I have accepted none of these people and don't intend to but that in itself becomes awkward, My outstanding friend request list is in douible figures and that is having deleted a load of them a while back. I can't wait for Facebook to stop existing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizlopi Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Just wait for the "why haven't you accepted my facebook fried request" conversation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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