Diamonds are Forever Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I really don't get why so many people instantly believe any old bullshit that's posted online. When did people become so stupid? It's always been the case that people will believe any old s**te that's written down, just look at the Bible, or The Sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 It's always been the case that people will believe any old s**te that's written down, just look at the Bible, or The Sun. I believe you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Brusch Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Does anybody else get out of breath when they eat? Haha This is the third majorly fucked up thing this person has posted recently and I'm beginning to wonder why they remain of my friend list tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Jesus Fucking Christ, I've just seen the status: "I reckon I could move to Australia and nobody would even care or notice - feeling unloved". As you can imagine, his has prompted many, many replies of "I would miss you", etc. i hope you said you wouldnt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Jesus Fucking Christ, I've just seen the status: "I reckon I could move to Australia and nobody would even care or notice - feeling unloved". As you can imagine, his has prompted many, many replies of "I would miss you", etc. i hope you said you wouldnt or "oh, are you still here?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Vacuous bint. Nope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Whilst conveniently forgetting positive "Men" words like Mentor, Mend or Menthol Eucalyptus. Vacuous bint is spot on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Or Menstruate, or would they prefer not to have kids? Or lay eggs and have to incubate them for months? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 When you crack a football related joke on Facebook and the bird doesn't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 (edited) What about "Menial tasks around the house?". Women can't get enough of those, I thought. Edited July 17, 2013 by nsr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Is clitonville a *** team?? Standard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I've heard that the reason that Ash wouldn't serve the guy from the kids menu is that there was an offer on, kids eat free, and they thought the group were at it, trying to get a free feed for the uncle. Obviously they were beign officious ersehiles but worthy of them being pilloried across the country? One of my FB friends checked in there yesterday with the status "Having fish fingers!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 (edited) An old mate of mine from school has a girlfriend who is way out of his league. I would be more than happy for him, provided he didn't repeatedly post shite like this: Relationships can't always be happy can't always be bad, it can't always be perfect but if you love some then you should be willing to endure whatever comes at you, never regret the arguments you have with them because it could always be the last because you never know what tomorrow so cherish what you have before you lose it I hope she absolutely rips his heart out sometime soon to spare me reading his pish. Edited July 21, 2013 by messi's nightmare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I hope she absolutely rips his heart out sometime soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Some boy that used to be in the year below me at school has the worst patter hands down on Facebook. Last night's status; "Like if I can phonee youu? Boredddd. Or mail me yer numberrr" And a personal favourite of mine; "When your pals bump you its all fine, but when you bump you, world war 3 begins..." I can't tell if he is trying to be deep and meaningful about bumping yourself, or if he is just a total moron. I jest, I know he is a moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.' She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch! From a status shared by a "full time mummy" who used to be the school boot. Both racist and homophobic and of course lies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 You know how some folk you thought were friends turn out to be snakes? Can't believe you'd do that, really hurt! Just f**k off, you attention seeking tart. Nobody cares about your drama. I sincerely hope not one single person has asked what's going on or commented further. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 From a status shared by a "full time mummy" who used to be the school boot. Both racist and homophobic and of course lies. Yeah, you'd never believe a princess would be using Ryanair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I instantly blocked it when I saw it so can't post it here, but yesterday I saw some utter bullshit about how folk shouldn't be complaining about the heat here because soldiers have to 'protect us' in hotter weather whilst wearing loads of equipment etc etc. At the end it had a 'Thank You' to the big brave soldiers. Just fucking awful. Dreadful, terrible shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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