mizfit Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 If you have a partner then why the f**k would you even entertain the idea of going to that rapey cesspit? Because she looks like the kind that likes to try and buy cock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 The use of "Don't mind if I do" and other phrases with the same inference are the absolute worst things about Facebook apart from airport check ins. Both of them absolutely reek of desperation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Few cheeky one since I'm off tomorrow. Don't mind if I do. Great, how about fucking drinking them then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 It's still a month away, and I'm already being bombarded with Movember. Well done, you can grow facial hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 slug shite.jpg WTF! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 WTF! To be completely honest with you the girl probably deserves things like that ,she is a bad man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Oh, you're "board" are you? Might I suggest going and reading a fucking dictionary to fill your time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Surely that's like reading the phone book to stop you getting wrong numbers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 United's fb feed is a pain in the arse. Midweek they have a live text update from the u20s games with about 50 updates per game flooding my newsfeed. For the weekend they have the same thing for 1st team but for some reason it all turns up on my newsfeed on a Sunday night. Also cheesy as f**k things like a photo of the ground and captioned "This is tannadice, this is our theatre" or the shifty inspirational signs they have up in the dressing room that only a moronic footballer would take anything from. I would just unfollow but there it is actually good for united news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 1, 2013 Share Posted October 1, 2013 The more I read posts the more I think Facebook is set up for attention seekers. Status update Feeling low this week got five more sleeps then I'm on holiday. Can't wait to get wasted this weekend I'm at work. Never touching drink again Someone flashed their lights at me in the car. Shut up shut up shut up, Chris Morris was right about the rise of the idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 One of the wife's Facebook friends "Dirty foreigners stole my ashtray from my windowsill." Every about that status screams class 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Posted about 8 times in the last two days about how you've hurt your foot, have ye? Been put on my 'hide from newsfeed' list, have ye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 2, 2013 Share Posted October 2, 2013 The more I read posts the more I think Facebook is set up for attention seekers. Status update Feeling low this week got five more sleeps then I'm on holiday. Can't wait to get wasted this weekend I'm at work. Never touching drink again Someone flashed their lights at me in the car. Shut up shut up shut up, Chris Morris was right about the rise of the idiots. before facebook these idiots were paying money to text these things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeek Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) slug shite.jpg Loving the "bugging" pun. Perfectly executed with craft and subtlety, 9/10 Edited October 3, 2013 by Jeek 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 I like how Marshy's signature is a perfect indicator of how most people get that job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast_Tim Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Says more about the type of friends you keep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast_Tim Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Says more about the type of friends you keep. Got shared on my news feed you balloon. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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