forever_blue Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 (edited) think i might leave my job and take up a full time mumny position! any one know how you apply? Edited October 14, 2013 by forever_blue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 think i might leave my job and take up a full time mumny position! any one know how you apply? Study at the university of life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 think i might leave my job and take up a full time mumny position! any one know how you apply? Study at the university of life f**k that! getting a job at full time legend is where it's at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 f**k that! getting a job at full time legend is where it's at. this economic crisis is over rated? so many amazin career oppurtunities out there ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Posts from rangers fans on the subject of the tartan army and the sea and not supporting Scotland "Im sorry but i can't bring myself to support a team full of traitors and time - I'm watching the england game instead" "Tartan army fans are an embarrassment the way they go around pushing all over the place and lifting their kilts up" Awfully short memory considering their support rampaged their way through manchester trashing everything in their path - lucky enough not to fucking kill anyone that night!! Its just unreal how they can say that as rangers fans of all people !! The amount of pushing they do is disgusting. No manners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 The amount of pushing they do is disgusting. No manners. I agree. It makes me feel ashamed to be part of the Tartan Army 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 So.... People of Perth and Dundee may want to keep an eye on this. It's better than the Jeremy Kyle show 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Met these Christian loonies from San Diego when I was buying hunners of Motherwell merchandise in preparation for our Scottish Cup final with Celtic in 2011. There I am standing at the bus stop with my multiple flags, scarves and 'Well top on, generally just looking like one big b*****d of a Battenberg cake, when I'm approached by about 4 of them with their ukulele. They ask me my name and whether I want to come down to the church on Muir Street with them. I said ''ach I gottae catch the bus'' but by this point they had started to sing Christian songs..With their ukulele..With my name incorporated in them..With the generally Walking Dead esque folks that frequent Motherwell's Brandon Parade filing past with looks that could only say ''ahahaha look at this c**t!'' Oh but then they start to gather in a huddle with me and pray. Whilst they prayed for a fulfilling day from the sky fairy, I prayed not to make eye contact with a ned. This was all highly embarrassing stuff, there was simply nothing else to lose. ''There's free lunch at the church!'' Free lunch ye say? Count me in. So for the next couple of hours they try and turn me into one of them, to no avail. We go away, we befriend eachother on Facebook and every so often absolute garbage like this pops up..... ''Had a really fascinating conversation today with Evie about evolution at the museum of man at balboa park. Most blatant display of the classic evolution scene... A sequence of skulls from different monkeys and finally the most 'advanced primate'-- the human. Funny that even a child recognizes that it's nonsense! I'm excited to see her growing in distinguishing what is truth and lies in the world she's growing up in.'' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Met these Christian loonies from San Diego when I was buying hunners of Motherwell merchandise in preparation for our Scottish Cup final with Celtic in 2011. There I am standing at the bus stop with my multiple flags, scarves and 'Well top on, generally just looking like one big b*****d of a Battenberg cake, when I'm approached by about 4 of them with their ukulele. They ask me my name and whether I want to come down to the church on Muir Street with them. I said ''ach I gottae catch the bus'' but by this point they had started to sing Christian songs..With their ukulele..With my name incorporated in them..With the generally Walking Dead esque folks that frequent Motherwell's Brandon Parade filing past with looks that could only say ''ahahaha look at this c**t!'' Oh but then they start to gather in a huddle with me and pray. Whilst they prayed for a fulfilling day from the sky fairy, I prayed not to make eye contact with a ned. This was all highly embarrassing stuff, there was simply nothing else to lose. ''There's free lunch at the church!'' Free lunch ye say? Count me in. So for the next couple of hours they try and turn me into one of them, to no avail. We go away, we befriend eachother on Facebook and every so often absolute garbage like this pops up..... The f**k have i just read . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 45,274 people on facebook work at "being a full time mad b*****d". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 think i might leave my job and take up a full time mumny position! any one know how you apply? Don't mate - "it's the hardest job in the world". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 (edited) Getting a few 'I like it on the couch' posts from women on mine. Tragic attention seeking. ETA: Even worse are the thick as f**k guys who post replies like "omg is this what I think it means" while probably having a big w**k, only to later find out it's obviously nothing to do with shagging. Morons. Edited October 17, 2013 by Honest_Man#1 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Don't have Facebook but can't abide people who type pretty much every word of a sentence in Scots dialect. We get it, you're fucking Scottish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Scotch mate, innit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Getting a few 'I like it on the couch' posts from women on mine. Tragic attention seeking. ETA: Even worse are the thick as f**k guys who post replies like "omg is this what I think it means" while probably having a big w**k, only to later find out it's obviously nothing to do with shagging. Morons. How about the "I like it on the table ones"? Or is that just my timeline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Don't have Facebook but can't abide people who type pretty much every word of a sentence in Scots dialect. We get it, you're fucking Scottish. yew ken nuhin m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Getting a few 'I like it on the couch' posts from women on mine. Tragic attention seeking. ETA: Even worse are the thick as f**k guys who post replies like "omg is this what I think it means" while probably having a big w**k, only to later find out it's obviously nothing to do with shagging. Morons. i dont even know what they are going on about tbh more than happy to wind them up once i find out what it is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 i dont even know what they are going on about tbh more than happy to wind them up once i find out what it is My guess is it's where they eat their dinner. What is the point in all this breast cancer awareness pish? Everyone is aware of its existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 3 stupid bitches on my timeline buying this Angolan witch spider Shite. Amazingly what I'm most annoyed about out of all.the reasons it's obviously fake is that they all think Angola is in south America. Facebook will make misogynists out of all of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 I'm not entirely sure my status last night went down too well, 'I like it up the dinger' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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