Busta Nut Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1381932412.104544.jpgImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1381932424.781576.jpg So.... People of Perth and Dundee may want to keep an eye on this. It's better than the Jeremy Kyle show I canny even read that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Somebody I know just shared this. Unfortunately she's the sort of cretin who believes this pish. 1382646068516.jpg Some lassie I know shared this a few months back saying "Is this real?!". I was genuinely surprised as she's a bright person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 (edited) A bit sad really. These Tag a whatever pics are starting to do my box in MAN-BEAR-PIG!! Edited October 26, 2013 by DAFC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 I clearly made the cut as I'm still seeing this roaster's updates. The latest being, "Feeling Fed Up". The inevitable, "What's up?" etc replies came and she answered with a dramatic, "I doubt anyone would notice if I was a million miles away. I'm surrounded by people, yet I feel so alone". Then followed umpteen fellow full time mummys giving it, "I'd miss you" etc. I should delete her, but then I'd have nothing to post on here about! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 "I swear if I ever see nastasic I will murder him literally fs what a piece of shit serbian croatian whatever the f**k type niko bellic illegal immigrant f**k doesn't make it any better with that shitehole excuse of a keeper coming out for the ball. As soon as January comes get him sold to Watford or something ffs!!!" I don't think I've seen anything more tragic than a little ginger loser from Pollok pretending to be so upset about a Man City game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Are Watford looking for a new keeper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 "I swear if I ever see nastasic I will murder him literally fs what a piece of shit serbian croatian whatever the f**k type niko bellic illegal immigrant f**k doesn't make it any better with that shitehole excuse of a keeper coming out for the ball. As soon as January comes get him sold to Watford or something ffs!!!" I don't think I've seen anything more tragic than a little ginger loser from Pollok pretending to be so upset about a Man City game. Niko Bellic was Russian. Everyone knows this. Also issuing a clear death threat online isn't the brightest thing to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 These Bitstrips cartoons are annoying as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 These Bitstrips cartoons are annoying as f**k. Are those the ones that are meant to sort of resemble the poster? If so, aye they can f**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 These Bitstrips cartoons are annoying as f**k. Completely agree and the thing that annoys me most is big fat c***s who are very generous to themselves when making themselves into a cartoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 What`s the cop with folk changing their profile pics to fucking giraffe`s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 (edited) What`s the cop with folk changing their profile pics to fucking giraffe`s. There's a pish riddle going round, and if you get the answer wrong, you change your photo to a giraffe. 3.00am the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors, its your parents and they are here for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open? Remember message me only. If you get it right i'll post your name here. If you get it wrong change your profile pic. Edit to put the riddle in a quote, in case some smarta*se pm's me an answer! Edited October 28, 2013 by Mark Connolly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainkev Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 There's a pish riddle going round, and if you get the answer wrong, you change your photo to a giraffe. Edit to put the riddle in a quote, in case some smarta*se pm's me an answer! The answer is you open the door to let them in surely? That sounds like a suitably pishy answer for this kind of riddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Wrong. Quite clearly your eyes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainkev Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Wrong. Quite clearly your eyes Bollocks... This whole changing your profile picture to a giraffe thing only applies to facebook right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 The answer is you open the door to let them in surely? That sounds like a suitably pishy answer for this kind of riddle. Wrong. Quite clearly your eyes Pish......a thought door as well. Actually wouldn't it be eyelids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gc_smfc Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Pish......a thought door as well. Actually wouldn't it be eyelids? Now we're just being pedantic I'd be fucking raging if my parents turned up at my house in the middle of the night just to get some preserves and a bevy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Now we're just being pedantic I'd be fucking raging if my parents turned up at my house in the middle of the night just to get some preserves and a bevy. I'd freak out if both of mine arrived! I'd probably open the anti-psychotics if my mum turned up at any time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Wine, strawberries and honey for breakfast? Knew I should've gone to the university of life to train to be a full time mummy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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