Jamaldo Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Someone just shared a video titled "(shocking VIDEO) A giant Anaconda swallows Up a Nigga Zookeeper in South Africa" Damn nature, you scary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 They haven't shared they've clicked on something dodgy. I knew that as i see them all the time. You would think people would realize but obviously not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 That Boko Haram fella doesn't strike me as the sort to buckle under the pressure of Social Media updates, but those of you that want to, fire in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 untitled.png She complains that young girls are having children - her sister had a child at sixteen. She moans that it's 'her taxes' paying for it - she only left school a couple of years ago and has since worked part-time in a supermarket so one can only presume that her tax contributions will have been minimal to say the least Still, I'm sure we all appreciate a bit of life advice from moronic teenage girls from time to time. I remember when a was at school all parents where mature and with a job ? what about 2 or 3 years ago when a was at school there was hee haw of a difference between then and now, and a guess she is roughly the same age also responsible parents in kinning park ? she is probably some wee spunk bucket who has managed to miraculously not land a preganancy from the 40 guys who have ridden her like sea biscuit and has decided to get on her high horse about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 That Boko Haram fella doesn't strike me as the sort to buckle under the pressure of Social Media updates, but those of you that want to, fire in. Not seen this. Are they trying to get him to re-release "A Whiter Shade of Pale"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Birds going absolutely daft with this shit around 5pm every Friday makes me want to go mental with a pen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Birds going absolutely daft with this shit around 5pm every Friday makes me want to go mental with a pen. I find the Saturday morning "omg so hungover, need a mcds but am so fat" Shite much harder to bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I find the Saturday morning "omg so hungover, need a mcds but am so fat" Shite much harder to bear Good to know that they're suffering imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 How can people eat McDonald's when hungover. When i am properly hungover my method includes spewing my ring and rolling about the floor pathetically muttering about how i am never drinking again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 How can people eat McDonald's when hungover. When i am properly hungover my method includes spewing my ring and rolling about the floor pathetically muttering about how i am never drinking again. Only rank food like microwave burgers and burping can rid me of a hanogver, and a bacon roll usuaully pacify's it while im at work on a Sunday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Only rank food like microwave burgers and burping can rid me of a hanogver, and a bacon roll usuaully pacify's it while im at work on a Sunday I tried to have a bacon roll after a "camping trip" in the summer. It was first thing in the morning and i was completely fucked having no sleep. I ended up taking all the bacon out of the roll and just eating the bacon itself. I tend to eat lots during the night when i am drunk but struggle to eat in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Don't have one then. A pot noodle is much healthier. but the secret sauce makes me feel so good inside .... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 in saying that I do like the bits at the bottom of a pot noodle where stuff has not properly melted into the water and is perfectly chewable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I have just witnessed the most boring status of all time, it went just lost 20 quid some bint likes the status and then replies "how?" original bint replied "had it in my pocket on way to asda and now I am in asda it is not in my pocket" so much wrong with this post , first of all the need to let facebook know you have lost such a boring amount of money ? secondly her concerned pal liking the comment ? and then last off all her explanation of the event . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm intrigued... which pocket was it in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 I have just witnessed the most boring status of all time, it went just lost 20 quid some bint likes the status and then replies "how?" original bint replied "had it in my pocket on way to asda and now I am in asda it is not in my pocket" so much wrong with this post , first of all the need to let facebook know you have lost such a boring amount of money ? secondly her concerned pal liking the comment ? and then last off all her explanation of the event . ask her if she was doing that asda arse pat thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Tell her she's fucking getting a cuddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Ask her if she wants a struggle cuddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I'm intrigued... which pocket was it in? you are right , pardon my ignorance. this could be a genuinely intriguing tale with so many possibilities ? has she mistakenly checked the wrong pocket ? or does she have one of those only 1 pocket on the back type jeans because then it is definitely lost. or was it even the front pockets.so many unanswered questions, will defintley be keeping an eye on updates, will try my best to keep you all informed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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