ClathyDave Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 What does "patch me" mean? Is it a sex act? Haha no, it just means you're being ignored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Oh ok, thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Haha no, it just means you're being ignored. It's like a foreign language! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 One drunken night - years ago. Having successfully smooth talked my way in to pulling a nice lady. . . Back at mine I fell backwards while taking my denims off. The upturned plug breaking my backsides fall. It kinda ruined the moment with all the blood. (Luckily we ended up having a good laugh and night anyway) Butt plug? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 yeah yeah, that old chestnut. Fell on top of the hamster... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Butt plug? That's the one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 yeah yeah, that old chestnut. Fell on top of the hamster... Poor hamster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Gout! More painful than childbirth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 So, we're all agreed childbirth is a piece of piss? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 So, we're all agreed childbirth is a piece of piss? You never seen Star Wars? Natalie Portman pops out a set of twins and barely breaks sweat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Natalie Portman pops out her twins? How did I miss that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 babysash.jpg Poor little guy, doesn't he know those stars mean nothing anymore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 babysash.jpgdrooling - checkspouts gibberish - check wouldn't trust it to tell you the time? -check its definitely a rangers fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 I genuinely feel really sorry for that baby. He's clearly got absolutely no chance in life, really quite sad to see. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 I have genuinley just seen the most stupid thing i have ever seen on facebook.noticed a fb friend had liked some anti Islam picture on an edl page so decided to have a look at the other pictures to entertain myself. After looking through numerous pictures full of scaremongering about the dangers of Islam there was a picture to show it was the anniversary of hms hood being sunk by the bizmark. I couldn't believe my eyes when of the morons comments actually read "rip heroes, lest we forget, no surrender and seig heil" . surely this has to be the most ridiculous thing on the internet . your respects to the 1400 dead on the ship by quoting the phrase used by the enemies that blew them up and who they were fighting. Jesus wept. Morons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 I have genuinley just seen the most stupid thing i have ever seen on facebook.noticed a fb friend had liked some anti Islam picture on an edl page so decided to have a look at the other pictures to entertain myself. After looking through numerous pictures full of scaremongering about the dangers of Islam there was a picture to show it was the anniversary of hms hood being sunk by the bizmark. I couldn't believe my eyes when of the morons comments actually read "rip heroes, lest we forget, no surrender and seig heil" . surely this has to be the most ridiculous thing on the internet . your respects to the 1400 dead on the ship by quoting the phrase used by the enemies that blew them up and who they were fighting. Jesus wept. Morons. Maybe reply to the p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Maybe reply to the p***k. unbelievable page in all honesty they had pics of how great British bacon is and also it is vitally important that you make sure to check the meat is not halal when ordering a pizza. Plus i wouldn't waste my time debating with a moron like that . I just cant understand the stupidity level someone must have when they sign what they believe to be respectfull message to the war dead with seig heil . Unbelievable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gy diamond Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 This has just been shared on to my timeline. The person that shared it has been deleted for being a complete fucktard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 This has just been shared on to my timeline. The person that shared it has been deleted for being a complete fucktard. whay does shank mean because i am.unaware if he is threatening violence or sexual deeds on anyone he sees in a turban. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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