DA Baracus Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I once called a mate a mongo on a geography trip (to the Raploch among other places in Stirling to count traffic) and the teacher overheard and went mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 be jeepers,people are posting "well done my little hero/heroine for winning the egg and spoon race/sack race"at the school ports day ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Words fail me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 So today I have a member of the full-time mummy brigade congratulating their friend's son on 'graduating from nursery'. Seriously, is that a thing? What do you need to do to graduate from nursery? Be really good at finger painting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 So today I have a member of the full-time mummy brigade congratulating their friend's son on 'graduating from nursery'. Seriously, is that a thing? What do you need to do to graduate from nursery? Be really good at finger painting? ^^^ Flunked out of nursery type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 ^^^ Flunked out of nursery type post. I failed my sand pit playing exam by 2 bloody marks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I failed my sand pit playing exam by 2 bloody marks Plus your macaroni painting didnt have enough glitter and stars on it. 3/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 So today I have a member of the full-time mummy brigade congratulating their friend's son on 'graduating from nursery'. Seriously, is that a thing? What do you need to do to graduate from nursery? Be really good at finger painting? I remember similar posts from this time last year. Exactly the type of reason why females on my feed were kept to a bare minimum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I have had a few moanings about "everyone banging on about the stupid World Cup!" appear in the last couple of days. Ironic given that most of these comments appear from (mainly women) who spend much of their time constantly updating their own status with daily announcements of when they are at the gym, what they are having for tea, anytime their baby does anything at all. God forbid people want to talk about an event that happens once every four years. We should all be paying attention to your incredibly important minute-by minute updates and live our life through them instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Whats with the stupid videos that you get tell you that you can only watch if you share? Its usually some hot chick or something violent. Stupid shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I have had a few moanings about "everyone banging on about the stupid World Cup!" appear in the last couple of days. Ironic given that most of these comments appear from (mainly women) who spend much of their time constantly updating their own status with daily announcements of when they are at the gym, what they are having for tea, anytime their baby does anything at all. God forbid people want to talk about an event that happens once every four years. We should all be paying attention to your incredibly important minute-by minute updates and live our life through them instead. There's a lass on mine who goes to great lengths every day to tell everyone how much she doesn't care about the World Cup. She apparently cares so little about it that she posts several status' and shares memes and articles slagging off football. I think people who do this actually really wish they were into it so they could share in it with everyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I remember similar posts from this time last year. Exactly the type of reason why females on my feed were kept to a bare minimum. Thats not the reason 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Thats not the reason -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 I failed my sand pit playing exam by 2 bloody marks What happened to the kid you left the bloody marks on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Even though I haven't said a single word about England on my FB page, someone still took the time to log on today to leave the following comment. "Remind me again, what group were Scotland in? Oh wait...lol" Friends list just got shorter by one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Someone I work with has just became a grandmother, people are congratulating her on Facebook. Is it just me that seems to think people are basically saying "congratulations, your daughter got pumped rotten" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Even though I haven't said a single word about England on my FB page, someone still took the time to log on today to leave the following comment. "Remind me again, what group were Scotland in? Oh wait...lol" Friends list just got shorter by one. Was he using Scotland as a benchmark for English success? It shows how far they've fallen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Was he using Scotland as a benchmark for English success? It shows how far they've fallen Eggsackly. Not so very long ago they were being talked about as candidates to win the thing. Now it's "Well at least we got further than a country with 1/10th our population, none of our preferential seeding and a tiny fraction of our money." Yay England. Well done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Someone I work with has just became a grandmother, people are congratulating her on Facebook. Is it just me that seems to think people are basically saying "congratulations, your daughter got pumped rotten" yep just you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Someone I work with has just became a grandmother, people are congratulating her on Facebook. Is it just me that seems to think people are basically saying "congratulations, your daughter got pumped rotten" It's not just you. I never know what to say to people that have had children, i presume "i hope it wasn't an accident" doesn't quite cut it so try to say nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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