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PLEASE BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THESE, ITS A SIGN THAT YOUR FENCE HAS BEEN MARKED BECAUSE PEADO MUSLIM RAPISTS ARE COMING TO BUM YOUR KIDS

omg I walked past a fence last week, it could have been me!

You ok ***?

Yea but it pur makes you hink aboot hings ken, dem Muslims even when it was the Bears I knew it was dem. nae bodies bumming ma weans

We'll sed hen

ive got one of these nails on ma fence but i dont think its a muslim pedo!!! lol

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The photos stating 'Share and vote UKIP if you care about your country' are beginning to raise their ugly heads again.

Still not as annoying as the whole Britain First crap that gets flung about though.

So yer pals are racists then

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A couple I sort of know go to a local bar to play trivia every Sunday. I know this because every Sunday, one or both of them make a post which is a variation of "Off to play trivia at..." (Sunday would be a good time to rob their house, if you're interested in that sort of thing.)

They rarely get responses, other than from each other but that hasn't stopped them from making more or less identical posts, almost every week for the last couple of years. Later, they come back and brag about how well they did, which is better than you might think based on this behaviour. Suggests the competition isn't that hot.

This week, she posted the usual "Off to play trivia" and added "Wish us luck". Apparently they came 7th out of 7 teams and are now moaning that this was because "Nobody wished them luck." I thought they were just having a bit of fun at their own expense but another friend has just sent me a message to say they're genuinely steaming. As in like, unfriending people from Facebook because of it.

Quite bizarre.

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A couple I sort of know go to a local bar to play trivia every Sunday. I know this because every Sunday, one or both of them make a post which is a variation of "Off to play trivia at..." (Sunday would be a good time to rob their house, if you're interested in that sort of thing.)

They rarely get responses, other than from each other but that hasn't stopped them from making more or less identical posts, almost every week for the last couple of years. Later, they come back and brag about how well they did, which is better than you might think based on this behaviour. Suggests the competition isn't that hot.

This week, she posted the usual "Off to play trivia" and added "Wish us luck". Apparently they came 7th out of 7 teams and are now moaning that this was because "Nobody wished them luck." I thought they were just having a bit of fun at their own expense but another friend has just sent me a message to say they're genuinely steaming. As in like, unfriending people from Facebook because of it.

Quite bizarre.

How will they decide who to unfriend?
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A friend of a friend posted this:

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It's had 250 Shares and is accompanied by 25 replies from other fuckwits telling her to watch out etc. - all of them stupid enough to believe it but none of them with enough gumption to tell her to just paint her fucking fence!

These things make me angry now - why walk round with a pot of red paint and a brush when you could just note down the feckin address? Why not just nick the dug first time you see it? Does the gang now have to drive round the streets slowly looking for splotches of red paint on a fence and then hang round waiting for the dug to be let out for a shit?

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The photos stating 'Share and vote UKIP if you care about your country' are beginning to raise their ugly heads again.

Still not as annoying as the whole Britain First crap that gets flung about though.

I don't see these as my mates aren't thick bigots.
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How will they decide who to unfriend?

As far as I can tell, it's certain close friends they're pissed off at. Not sure how that will impact their friendships in real life but hey ho. I seem to have survived the cull, which is nice.

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Krispy Kreme is apparently opening in Glasgow.

This joyous news appears to have made people forget about gypsys stealing dogs.

Btw, not that I'm saying it doesn't happen, but has anyone here ever been invited to a dog fight? I certainly haven't and I know some right dodgy c***s.

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I don't sign up or like these pages but they come up as recommended and today i got one saying - "BBC journalist believes liverpools decline began after THIS player left" and then you click on the link and you see its Luis Suarez! Who fucking comes up with this?

I was expecting it to be Souness or Hansen

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