itzdrk Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Asian man spotted in Paisley with child 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Carrots are another, scare me to death, suldrun tried choking on those!Tell me that isn't a name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Asian man spotted in Paisley with child ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1444774211.367540.jpg Do these loons ever get exposed and publicly humiliated? Don't do facebook but there must be some self governing going on other than the massive US corporation stepping in. Edited October 13, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Grapes and lettuce terrify me, always peel the grapes aswel as cut atm, over cautious I know! X Lettuce? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) Tell me that isn't a name It's hard to tell because either way, the sentence is incomprehensible. If someone is trying to choke, you might be better to just let them go at it. Edited October 14, 2015 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) Lettuce? Most of these children will starve to death before they reach primary school because their mothers are too afraid to let them eat. Which is probably for the best. Edited October 14, 2015 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Nooooooooooooooooo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I always assumed a nuclear holocaust would end civilization, turns out grapes are going to kill all our children so we'll simply end up with no new generation. Very sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 My rangers supporting PE teacher was always going on about how much he hated the green grapes. I get it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 This has popped up on my newsfeed due to daft bints liking it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Had she been in a car crash? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Craig Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 It's a shame they couldn't have painted a smile on her face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Asian man spotted in Paisley with child ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1444774211.367540.jpg It would be excellent if someone replied along the lines of "Caucasian woman spotted in parked car in Gallowhill area taking unauthorised photographs of young children. Possibly a paedophile and more than likely doing reconnaissance work for a paedophile ring looking to abduct the children. BE A WEAR!!!!1!!1!!!11!!!" I always assumed a nuclear holocaust would end civilization, turns out grapes are going to kill all our children so we'll simply end up with no new generation. Very sad. Sounds like we've found the plot for the Children of Men prequal. Someone get Clive Owen on the phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 This has popped up on my newsfeed due to daft bints liking it. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1444808229.807655.jpg The one on the right is a wid, not sure about her fat sister on the left though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 That spelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Unable to comput. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1444811613.041490.jpg Should be used to highlight the dangers of alcohol: No Beer Goggles vs Beer Goggles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 That spelling. I'm no expert but I assume that informing potential customers that a product has undesired side-effects is kind of a no-no !? (And won a competition my (red) erse !! - she's a fucking tea-leaf!!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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