mizfit Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 "Like If You Think She's Beautiful, 1 Like = 1 Prayer" She's not beautiful and there's no god. Nae luck. Never write that on the posts..You end up with serious amounts of saddos adding you, threatening you and reporting your page Only reason i keep facebook is for perving on the girls i used to go to school with, especially when ones are posting photos of them in bikinis every day for about 2 weeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Wee durty? It's just a shame she's fucking rank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Never mind Colin Corsa, Lauren Muir looks a bit of a dirty Would 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Read this pearl this morning. On dogs; Wish breeder would leave breeds alone!!!! Fed up with seeing toy dogs that fit in cups and bags, they have no quality of life as organs are to small to even breath properly!!!!! Should like them the way they were put on this earth.... Aye that's right hen - only recently has selected breeding taken its effect on our canine pals. West Highland Terriers were scampering around the glens, desperately trying to avoid becoming the dinner of a sabre-toothed tiger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Read this pearl this morning. On dogs; Aye that's right hen - only recently has selected breeding taken its effect on our canine pals. West Highland Terriers were scampering around the glens, desperately trying to avoid becoming the dinner of a sabre-toothed tiger. I feel sorry for hamsters, voles, spiders and ants. How they manage to breathe with those tiny organs is beyond me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 (edited) http://m.facebook.com/?_rdr#!/photo.php?fbid=4001745434347&id=1002392156&set=a.3152830011992.2145776.1002392156&__user=1474194903 He's getting a tattoo of a poem about his dead pet! 15 likes?! Edited August 23, 2012 by the jambo-rocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Some lassie I went to school with just posted this picture, saying "life would be so much easier if I knew how to use a tin opener : (" I was pishin' myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 WTF?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Some lassie I went to school with just posted this picture, saying "life would be so much easier if I knew how to use a tin opener : (" I was pishin' myself. Excellent use of facebook tbh. A girl I have on facebook keeps re-tagging the same photo of herself every day, so it appears on everyone's news feed. Compliment fishing, weirdo type behaviour IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 A girl I have on facebook keeps re-tagging the same photo of herself every day, so it appears on everyone's news feed. Compliment fishing, weirdo type behaviour IMO. Let's see the photo to see if it is worth complimenting. Seems only fair since you brought it up! To be fair, it can't be worse than the can fail that Enzo posted. Fantastic! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coooombe Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Never mind Colin Corsa, Lauren Muir looks a bit of a dirty 6 mutual friends, interesting... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Let's see the photo to see if it is worth complimenting. Seems only fair since you brought it up! To be fair, it can't be worse than the can fail that Enzo posted. Fantastic! No, f**k off. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 My uncle just posted this. My uncle ferfuxake. I used to look up to him when I was young 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 My uncle just posted this. My uncle ferfuxake. I used to look up to him when I was young Why, was he taller than you ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Here's the latest tear-stained Loose Women-esque rant from the same guy I've mentioned earlier on this thread: All you guys in the "friend zone" are in there simply because you are probably to immature for a girl, disgusting to look at and are simply a horrible person, girls say you r a friend because you are either old enough to buy them drink or have a house or a empty that they can bring their real boyfriends and drink without any parent at their throat - FACT FUCKIN FACT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I think that lads in the friend zone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 (edited) This popped up on my facebook... Maxim Jackson 45 minutes agoFunny to see that a Leopard never changes his stripes :L Edited August 23, 2012 by nevillegasm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Re: the can opener laughery. I led a coddled life up until the point where both my maw and da were away and I was left to fend for myself at around the age of 13. I'm left-handed, yet had to witness my older sister point and laugh while I ham-fistedly tried to open my lunch with some alien device I'd never even tried to use. It took all my mental wherewithal not to use the knife I ended up stabbing the tin with on my sis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forameus Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Here's the latest tear-stained Loose Women-esque rant from the same guy I've mentioned earlier on this thread: To be fair, I'm convinced if he's saying it's a "FACT FUCKING FACT". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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