forzamorton Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Why the f**k do people still do 'Like for the one that...'. It's cringworthy as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groaninjock Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 I'm amazed at the number of deid grandparents that read Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Those ecards that people keep posting are shite. Usually they contain something like 'all Mondays should be holidays' and are then liked by the same idiots that like the deformed baby pictures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEETHING Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 (edited) Tight b*****d could've at least got him an HMV voucher or something. Edited November 19, 2012 by SEETHING 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 That's an absolutely pish twist. Would be better if the son was dead all along or if the son was actually an alien or something. Still better writing than you'd find in a Dan Brown novel though. Today I blocked posts from 'I love dogs' and 'Dogs are family' because there is a girl who was only escaping being unfriended because she is definitely not a dog, and she definitely would notice if I blocked her. Now I need to work out where she gets all of the pictures of children with cancer and the sickeningly syrupy stories like the above from. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 If you can evade the law until the 8th Decemeber I'd still like to see you there, Turbo. So I can hand you in to Bell Street myself. The guy below kens the score. Snitches get stitches. grass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Kl. Posted 7 minutes ago and already as 15 likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Posted 7 minutes ago and already as 15 likes. Delete? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Way ahead of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 " think my wee princess is not well she crying and not eatin". So of course, the best course of action in that situation is, rather than tend to her or get her to the doctors, go on facebook...that'll make her feel better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 " think my wee princess is not well she crying and not eatin". So of course, the best course of action in that situation is, rather than tend to her or get her to the doctors, go on facebook...that'll make her feel better. What nonsense! 15 likes and around ten 'aww, that's well bad, hope she's better soon bbz xxx' comments from her mummy pals and the kid will be better than ever. You obviously ignored that and therefore don't care about that poor suffering child, you heartless man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I'm getting some ballbag who's got a virus and keeps sending invites to "Let's change the facebook profile coIour" It's spelt with an I , seems legit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Mate changed my birthday date and now it wont change back. Rage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Told everyone of my mates wee bros a while back on this.... Hes a cool wee guy. Model/Singer/Footballer - u get the gist. Today he wrote - Boyce Avenue. 13 minutes - 56 likes... I doubt anyone on his list knew anything about what he written, it genuinely wouldnt have suprised me if the girls who follow him about were frantically typing that into google maps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Finally unfriended one of my mates' ex's (and maw to his son). She's one of these daft lassies that doesn't give a f**k about football until Celtic are either playing a European game or there's an Old Firm match when she becomes the biggest supporter in the world and it's just ridiculous. Pretty much every second word is spelt with an unnecessary 'H' somewhere, and so far today we've had a picture of her child unwillingly wearing a full Celtic kit with something about him being a good luck charm for tonight, and a picture of herself kissing a Celtic scarf saying 'always love.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Finally unfriended one of my mates' ex's (and maw to his son). She's one of these daft lassies that doesn't give a f**k about football until Celtic are either playing a European game or there's an Old Firm match when she becomes the biggest supporter in the world and it's just ridiculous. Pretty much every second word is spelt with an unnecessary 'H' somewhere, and so far today we've had a picture of her child unwillingly wearing a full Celtic kit with something about him being a good luck charm for tonight, and a picture of herself kissing a Celtic scarf saying 'always love.' She sounds like a chunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 I was chatting up a burd and she came out with this gem regarding her ex-boyfriend. Doesn't really matter if he was in the jail or not. Doesn't make him a bad person He got the jail for stabbing a man in the eye with an umbrella blinding him permanently and paralyzing his right arm. I terminated the conversation and deleted the moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I was chatting up a burd and she came out with this gem regarding her ex-boyfriend. He got the jail for stabbing a man in the eye with an umbrella blinding him permanently and paralyzing his right arm. I terminated the conversation and deleted the moron. She is right though. It sounds like he was a bad person even before the jail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 He got the jail for stabbing a man in the eye with an umbrella blinding him permanently and paralyzing his right arm. Through a car window? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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