The Troll Posted October 30, 2012 Share Posted October 30, 2012 Folk still go to the Loft? Fucking right. Got ID'd on Saturday but still got in despite the fact I'm too young. must recognise me from Thursdays 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRubberFist Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Thirded! I thought it was hipster humour and the irony of them all being fairly decent looking especially for Scotland, but crikey. Wid x 7. Then I saw it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Wid x 7. Then I saw it. It looks like she's either been drinking coffee liqueur or eating mushroom soup. I've never seen spew that colour before. It's a brilliant photo, capturing a moment perfectly. I'd love to see a photo taken three seconds later from that one. The reaction of everyone else at the table would be exquisite. If Tacheman drifted into view behind the ill lassie it would be the best photo on this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 It looks like she's either been drinking coffee liqueur or eating mushroom soup. I've never seen spew that colour before. It's a brilliant photo, capturing a moment perfectly. I'd love to see a photo taken three seconds later from that one. The reaction of everyone else at the table would be exquisite. If Tacheman drifted into view behind the ill lassie it would be the best photo on this thread. One wipe from his freshly laundered handkerchief and she'd be good to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Now then, now then. Do you want a badge? I'll fix it for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 You can just tell that's ain of they boaks which was immediately proceeded by a 'BUUUULLLCH!!' sound. As far as content goes, I'm not up on these things, but would I be correct in suggesting the aperitif of choice on the table appears to be something akin to a Vodka & Red Bull combo? If so, then I'd surmise the rather unusual colour and texture of the offending party's regurgitations can be explained by observing what happens when you pour Vodka & Red Bull into a pre-existing liquid of the colour and consistency of Real Ale. Lassie's obviously a CAMRA member who has been dragged out of the more familiar surroundings of her local, then plied with effeminate sugary nonsense on top of the 12 pints of Skullsplitter she's sunk since lunchtime. Bloody kids these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 As far as content goes, I'm not up on these things, but would I be correct in suggesting the aperitif of choice on the table appears to be something akin to a Vodka & Red Bull combo? Looks more like Vodka, Lemon and Lime to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Ah, of course. Lime cordial would explain the resultant opacity of the oral ejaculate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) Chinese curry, diluted with lots of white wine (probably fizzy) to encourage a rapid discharge.......! Edit for typo...... Edited October 31, 2012 by broon-loon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lithgierose Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 shite aimer. imo. on second thoughts a bit light coloured 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wintonfan Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 . Lassie's obviously a CAMRA member who has been dragged out of the more familiar surroundings of her local, then plied with effeminate sugary nonsense on top of the 12 pints of Skullsplitter she's sunk since lunchtime. Bloody kids these days. think if anyone drank even 6 pints of skullsplitter they would be doing more than spewing, dontthink even Lemmy from Motorhead could down 12 pints of skullsplitter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Bailey's, lots of Bailiey's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Callum Paterson could play Tascheman's son in the 'Horrific Club Photos' film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker_d Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Good to see Tom Jones back in work as a Nightclub Bouncer in Falkirk, the man is too talented to be unemployed. HUH! Jings is that not the bodyguard from The Running man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Jings is that not the bodyguard from The Running man? He certainly looks like he gots to score some steroids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Fucking right. Got ID'd on Saturday but still got in despite the fact I'm too young. must recognise me from Thursdays Full of grade A fossils who will die in the same town they were born in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 100 pages of Horrific Club Photo goodness. Great thread. I'm hoping for a return of the Tacheman at some point. Guaranteed he's still out there, it's probably just been a case he's already pulled and is already pleasuring the unfortunate woman with the kind of sex you have to imagine ruins lives by the time the club photographer turns up. The Samaritans probably have a mobile unit stationed outside the boy's house every weekend. Some poor dame stumbling out of there with a thousand yard stare, a jizz-stained dress, their soul in fucking tatters and underwear already hanging up in the trophy room upstairs. Oh lordy what to do when the romance is gone. Sickening, in a semi-erection-just-thinking-about-it kind of way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 [/url] Used to work with both those guys. They do amazingly well with the birds given they are 2 of the ugliest fuckers you'll ever come across. Judging by the speccy 1's facebook he has at least 4 kids to 3 mums. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker-T Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Used to work with both those guys. They do amazingly well with the birds given they are 2 of the ugliest fuckers you'll ever come across. Judging by the speccy 1's facebook he has at least 4 kids to 3 mums. paper bags all round! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Awright troosers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.