ayrmad Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 ^^^ groomer ^^^rejected 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 ^^^rejected That doesn't even make sense, you are the old man here scrambling to talk about the sex lifes of people less than half your age, like some sort of creepy child-snatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Right. All set for tonight's entertainment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That doesn't even make sense, you are the old man here scrambling to talk about the sex lifes of people less than half your age, like some sort of creepy child-snatcher. Unlike yourself who is some sort of creepy child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Great stuff, but before the fun begins for another evening may I just add: x3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Just when you thought that the shite Morton posters couldn't get any worse, McKee plays a fucking blinder. Good work pishy pants! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) Just when you thought that the shite Morton posters couldn't get any worse, McKee plays a fucking blinder. Good work pishy pants! Where is pishy pants?(belter btw) He's rather quiet tonight. Licking his wounds perchance? Edited September 21, 2011 by Fifespud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Where is pishy pants?(belter btw) He's rather quiet tonight. Licking his wounds perchance? No. It's called not organizing the evenings entertainment around Pie and Bovril. It's procedure you should be looking to endorse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesy Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Where is pishy pants?(belter btw) He's rather quiet tonight. Licking his wounds perchance? Well done for making sure he would return to the thread. Well done indeed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) I'm tempted to hunt through Google images for a picture of a barrel, jam packed full of fish, with a chap fishing for them with an AK47. Edited September 21, 2011 by Fifespud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Fuck you, qos_75, now I want chocolate. But I can't be arsed going out and getting any chocolate. First world problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONTROOPER Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I'm tempted to hunt through Google images for a picture of a barrel, jam packed full of fish, with a chap fishing for them with an AK47. Ahhh..here ye are Spuddy boy...here!....THWACK!!!...hae anither peh!!... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I'm tempted to hunt through Google images for a picture of a barrel, jam packed full of fish, with a chap fishing for them with an AK47. While you're there, search for a picture of a man with gritted teeth and bulging veins. it's the elementary sign of a stroke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) While you're there, search for a picture of a man with gritted teeth and bulging veins. it's the elementary sign of a stroke. Fail, stroke symptoms are 100% not bulging veins and gritted teeth, just incase you are ever unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity of somebody having a stroke, these are the signs to look for, it could just save a life The Face-Arm-Speech-Time (FAST) test lists the main symptoms to look out for: Face. Has the person's face fallen on one side? Can the person smile? Has their mouth or eye drooped? Arms. Can the person raise both arms and keep them there? Speech. Is their speech slurred? Time. It's time to call 999 if you see one or more of these signs. Glad to be of help! Edited September 21, 2011 by RoversMad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Fail, stroke symptoms are 100% not bulging veins and gritted teeth, just incase you are ever unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity of somebody having a stroke, these are the signs to look for, it could just save a life The Face-Arm-Speech-Time (FAST) test lists the main symptoms to look out for: Face. Has the person's face fallen on one side? Can the person smile? Has their mouth or eye drooped? Arms. Can the person raise both arms and keep them there? Speech. Is their speech slurred? Time. It's time to call 999 if you see one or more of these signs. Glad to be of help! Actually, I think you'll find that myocardial ischemia can very much be induced by anger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Actually, I think you'll find that myocardial ischemia can very much be induced by anger. Yes thats right but myocardial ischemia is a problem with blood supply to the heart, you said a stroke, a stroke is a problem with blood supply to the brain, so caller, whats your point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) Actually, stroke patients with ischemia mimicking symptoms aren't that uncommon. Edited September 21, 2011 by McKee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 You'll argue about literally anything, eh? Chill oot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 You'll argue about literally anything, eh? Chill oot. I wouldn't class this as an argument really. And I should know a thing or two about those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That doesn't even make sense, you are the old man here scrambling to talk about the sex lifes of people less than half your age, like some sort of creepy child-snatcher. I'm sure the brighter ones know what I meant, now fcuk off bawbag I've got a meaningless cup victory to savour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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