WeeHectorPar Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 "There's not a team like the Glasgow Rangers, No not one, no not one" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 There once was a team from Govan. Whose fans stuck their heads in the oven The books they did cook And were sold to a crook Their death all fans are lovin'! Hmmm, try again! There was once was a club from Ibrox Who in football were akin to the pox. To their Orc fans dismay, They went bust in May, After being run by a right shower of cocks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Fitlike Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 At least this will create some jobs in the Glasgow Parks Dept as they will have another landscaping project soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No8. Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 (edited) Aye you lot know how to cheer a guy up before he sets out to work... 'You think you're all poets, Rangers will pull through and you don't even know it'. William McGonagall 2012 Edited April 19, 2012 by No8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Who cooked their books like an oven... They spent too much cash while singin' the sash Now the taxman is a hoverin'. Sorry I'll get my coat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceblink Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 You've lost that Govan feelin' You've lost that Govan feelin' now they're gone, gone, gone ...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Remember when Whyte came to town? And said he'd turn Rangers around But HMRC say they used EBTs Now Gers are liquidation bound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 There once was a team called Rangers Greed is what plunged them into Administration And the joy of watching impending Liquidation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Murray and the media were pally, Eating succulent lamb and having a swally, Now Rangers are deid, no more luxurious feeds And now destined for Pizza Hut with Fat Sally 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiddy Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 They were Bluenoses since they were born, but now they just look forlorn, West Coast hacks they all ran, for some "Succulent Lamb", found only, jelly, ice cream & popcorn. Boom Tish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torfason Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 There once was a team played in Blue The Tax man they did try to screw How they belted out the sash As they paid in offshore cash Now it's the Tax mans turn to fcuk you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 who reded me for that Guilty your Honour........only cos it didn't hit the heights that Poz's did.......so for that reason: Your fired ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 The Bears are all over the news, For a tax case they're destined to lose, So let's bid them good night, And raise a glass to Craig Whyte, Then polish your grave-dancing shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archie guevara Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 "They were the peepul...clap clap, clap clap clap They were the peepul...clap clap, clap clap clap" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 There once was a pundit called Chick, Who earned money by being a p***k, A mad Gers fan for years, Now he only has tears, To use as lube for his shrivelled old dick. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowden0 Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 There's a team that we all despiseIt woldnae pay for ,supplies,It failed to pay tax,Noo it's shittin it's khaks,Parties galore when it dies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kildog Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 There once was a team loved by bigots, Whose financial misdeeds rival Pigot's, ... I need some help with the ending 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceblink Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 My bets on page 514 when it's announced 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrysnotter Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Excuse me for asking, but where are the people? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeeHectorPar Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 "It's getting better all the time, better, better, better" (The Beatles) http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=217275 tags: Rangers, ostriches, sand, tsunami, washed away Click here: includes a warning it might already be too late.That's bloody uncomfortable listening. One thing is for sure, the fans and public are not being made aware of the stumbling blocks, so we can't comment on who is to blame. Whyte? Ticketus? HMRC? Bidders secretly want liquidation? Who knows, because we're not being told anything. I hope I am wrong but I think it's only a matter of time I hope to f**k this is not true, things seemed to be looking up at last. And my personal favourite Is it possible we don't appreciate how much shit we are actually in. I feel fucking sick. I'm actually beginning to feel sorry for these Rip Van VVankers. It must be terrible to wake up from a coma and find that your world is about to change forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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