Nick_BCFC Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 In LOTR - FOTR - How did Gollum get into the cave when the squid had attacked The Fellowship and covered the only way into the mountain? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I got it from an American seller on eBay I bought it as well from one, not sure which of my DVD players are region free though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joemuz Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 (edited) The Firm 0/10 The worst film ever, dont no why i rented it!! if you think about watching this dont waste that hour and so of ur life. Edited February 2, 2010 by feckhaddington 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Frontiers - 6/10 Basically Hostel, but set in France. Could have been much better but just became cliched. Not creepy in the slightest, although if you are a "gorehound", you'll probably love it. Gets an extra mark for the Nazi father being the spitting image of Ted from Coronation Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I bought it as well from one, not sure which of my DVD players are region free though... I'll look forward to reading your review of it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Frontiers - 6/10 Basically Hostel, but set in France. Could have been much better but just became cliched. Not creepy in the slightest, although if you are a "gorehound", you'll probably love it. Gets an extra mark for the Nazi father being the spitting image of Ted from Coronation Street. I liked it, the bit where the half breed got melted in the boiler room was amusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 The Firm 0/10 The worst film ever, dont no why i rented it!! if you think about watching this dont waste that hour and so of ur life. Don't be silly, it's nowhere near the worst film ever. What was wrong with it in your eyes that it justifies such a low mark? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 The boy in striped pyjamas. Brilliant film 8/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Grotesque 7/10 Japanese torture horror film released this year and banned in the UK due to being sick as f**k. A few of the torture scenes were right minging. trailer Miles better than either Hostel or Saw. The bit where he cuts off her nipples was fucking rank, also the bit with the guys dick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Half baked A film about 3 stoners trying to bail out their mate from jail for killing a horse by over-feeding the poor animal. A great wee comedy after a few beers. 8/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Half baked A film about 3 stoners trying to bail out their mate from jail for killing a horse by over-feeding the poor animal. A great wee comedy after a few beers. 8/10 In sobriety, 4/10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Parole Officer Watched it the other night on BBC one although ive seen it before. If you dont mind Coogan then its a fun and enjoyable watch. Plenty of moments that make you snigger but not really laugh out loud comedy but that doesnt matter. Has its predictable unfunny moments but that comes with the territory. A good 59%. Im continuing to be strick with my ratings instead of handing out 7/8s for films that you think are 'awrite ken'. Oh and im liking the sound of Grotesque. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 I watched Valkyrie last night. Recorded it when it was on at the weekend. A fantastic film, really enjoyed it. 9/10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 I liked it, the bit where the half breed got melted in the boiler room was amusing. That was a good bit actually. Epic hide fail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Miles better than either Hostel or Saw. The bit where he cuts off her nipples was fucking rank, also the bit with the guys dick That was rank The bit where he poked the bird and wped his fingers under the blokes nose then wanked him till he shot his load on her was a severe WTF moment, total humilation for the victims 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Air Force One - 3/10 The 3 comes purely from the bits that were so bad they were good. It's just ridiculous, and Gary Oldman's acting is terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Enigma (2001) Good film, but some terrible acting from the two lead characters... spent too long on nothing in the first hour and made the last hour far too rushed for my liking. 7/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 (edited) Sahara (2005) One hand this was probably the worst film ever made, if we were to take it seriously from any scientific point of view, Forensically, Environmentally, Geographically, Chemically, Psychologically, Historically, every possible factual word you can make with 'ally as its suffix, it's complete mince, but it's so bad that you think it can't get any worse after they take a crash fighter jet and turn it into a sandsailing vehicle with no way of doing so in the 40 degree heat of the Sahara, then they manage to get a cannon on a 150 year old boat, buried under the desert, to not only fire but to take down the leader and thus his entire army of Malian warriors! WTF is the only term that can describe this! I can't make it fail for making me laugh so much! 5/10 Edited February 4, 2010 by SaltyTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I remember starting to watch this a couple of years back. Lasted ten minutes. You should have kept going, as once they starting doing the 'science' stuff it becomes hilarious especially if you know about the reality of what they are talking about! Imagine trying to win the Nobel prize for an investigation into why you don't get white dog shite any more... then you get the intrinsic comedy of this film! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 sex drive 6/10. An almost predictable comedy, although it did have it's moments Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 6/10 The only reason i'm being so harsh is due to russell brand. c**t of a man that he is. Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith 8/10 Easily the best film of the prequels. My only critism of the movie is how naively and easily anakin changes his mind about becoming a sith. That said the fight scenes at the end on the volcanic planet always have me nursing a semi... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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