smpar Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 My personal favourite is with the two Irish men, "To Kill a Mocking Alan". "Yes, can we have 4 full British Isles Breakfasts please....... YA ROBOT." "Thanks very much.... Ya blonde b*****d." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 My personal favourite is with the two Irish men, "To Kill a Mocking Alan". "Yes, can we have 4 full British Isles Breakfasts please....... YA ROBOT." "Thanks very much.... Ya blonde b*****d." This looks disgusting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Tea or coffee. Tea or coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jm1 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 Badly tarmacked drives in THIS country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 http://www.partridgegetslucky.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I can afford one, I've got a six figure income. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 "Well, that's the small talk, now let's gan down to business." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Who smiles at a Black & Decker workmate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Get you on the old jeans rule. Nazis! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Well, it's when people relieve themselves on each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 The I, Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan audiobook is tremendous. "Had this been 2011, I'd probably have returned to the school with some Uzis to give my classmates something to really laugh about" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 (edited) The bit where he talks about his assistant having to help out a lot when he's depressed is brilliant. "I often wondered how she was able to get any actual work done and I think it was this, more than anything, that forced me to drop her down to a part-time wage." EDIT: I might have got the quote not 100% right, but you get the idea. I was wetting myself when I read that bit. Edited May 7, 2013 by Gaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 You feed beefburgers to swans! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 The I, Partridge: We Need To Talk About Alan audiobook is tremendous. "Had this been 2011, I'd probably have returned to the school with some Uzis to give my classmates something to really laugh about" "Smelly Alan Fartridge, Smelly Alan Fartridge. He loves his mum. He lives in her bum. You think that's bad you should smell his dad! Smelly Alan Fartridge!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Stop getting Bond wrong! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I've been physically threatened, by an ex-fuzz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I'll level with you Jed, I'm scared 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 THAT'S 10 MINUTES LYNN! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Lynn’s a good worker. But I suppose she’s a bit like Burt Reynolds. Very reliable but she’s got a moustache. Bit like lady boys. Look like a woman, but really it’s a man. I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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