Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 1 minute ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: If ever the old headwings could talk - "You fucking what?" Renton would like to make it clear he's not a homophobe and would happily bang anything that moves, or indeed doesn't move, but is not a fan of swimming pools, rain or anything else that involves him getting wet, or fisted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Renton would like to make it clear he's not a homophobe and would happily bang anything that moves, or indeed doesn't move, but is not a fan of swimming pools, rain or anything else that involves him getting wet, or fisted. Casper's the same - humping is his hobby, even though he's too young to know why he's doing it. Getting wet, however - nah. I had to get a brolly out the other night to shelter him in the garden while he had his his pre-bed piss. Tart. No data so far on his attitude to fisting - I'm guessing he'll be anti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Nearly 40 minutes and no one has told you to get that dogs nails cut? I don't recognise this place anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: Casper's the same - humping is his hobby, even though he's too young to know why he's doing it. Getting wet, however - nah. I had to get a brolly out the other night to shelter him in the garden while he had his his pre-bed piss. Tart. No data so far on his attitude to fisting - I'm guessing he'll be anti. Renton is getting castrated next week. Mrs clearly doesn't like him having fun fighting and shagging and in the kennels last week they said he spent most of the time in "time out" for sexual harassment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Nearly 40 minutes and no one has told you to get that dogs nails cut? I don't recognise this place anymore. And no "big team found" due to his (old) collar either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Renton is getting castrated next week. Mrs clearly doesn't like him having fun fighting and shagging and in the kennels last week they said he spent most of the time in "time out" for sexual harassment. Renton Weinstein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Renton is getting castrated next week. Mrs clearly doesn't like him having fun fighting and shagging and in the kennels last week they said he spent most of the time in "time out" for sexual harassment. Sum boi, young Renton. I hadn't noticed the nails, but wow - surely they get blunted just by walking around, especially on pavement/concrete? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Presidents Day holiday in yankyland which means going to Cafe Tiztal for Mexican breakfast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Just now, carpetmonster said: Presidents Day holiday in yankyland which means going to Cafe Tiztal for Mexican breakfast. You'll probably take flack for this, but I can confirm that the more disgusting a Mexican meal looks, the more delicious it tastes. You officially have my jealousy. Do with it what you will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Presidents Day holiday in yankyland which means going to Cafe Tiztal for Mexican breakfast. No refried beans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: No refried beans? Stop, stop, fucking stop, you sadistic b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 You'll probably take flack for this, but I can confirm that the more disgusting a Mexican meal looks, the more delicious it tastes. You officially have my jealousy. Do with it what you will.I think it's tied into a country's quality of alcohol. Poland you get ultra distilled ultra refined vodkas at night and then some bread and a bit of cheese and something pickled in the morning. If you've been on a mezcal bender you need something proper to fix you. Dirtier the booze, the better the breakfast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Renton is getting castrated next week. Mrs clearly doesn't like him having fun fighting and shagging and in the kennels last week they said he spent most of the time in "time out" for sexual harassment. Sum boi, young Renton. I hadn't noticed the nails, but wow - surely they get blunted just by walking around, especially on pavement/concrete? Takes after his owner in that department tbf. ETA the nails bit, not the shagging dogs bit. unless... Edited February 17, 2020 by Melanius Mullarkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 43 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Presidents Day holiday in yankyland which means going to Cafe Tiztal for Mexican breakfast. Is that an ice lolly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 2 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Presidents Day holiday in yankyland which means going to Cafe Tiztal for Mexican breakfast. Did the Mexican spew that up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did the Mexican spew that up? Maybe the tomatillo sauce, but the chips and potatoes were still quite crispy. Could be a fast-acting bulimic, I guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 On Friday there’s Frances, she likes to take chances. When her husband’s at work, she does me dirty dances. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Free pizza lunch at work today out of the blue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 (edited) On 17/02/2020 at 15:11, L'immortale Par said: Renton is getting castrated next week. Mrs clearly doesn't like him having fun fighting and shagging and in the kennels last week they said he spent most of the time in "time out" for sexual harassment. Watch and learn, people. Edited February 21, 2020 by Florentine_Pogen -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 15 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Watch and learn, people. Would you mind if I don't click on that? Renton's knackers are like a couple of snooker balls in a sock. Mrs claims he won't even realise they're gone but I don't think even he is thick enough not to notice something like that is missing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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