Swarley Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Just as well you are going out in Newcastle then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Just as well you are going out in Newcastle then. What happens in Newcastle....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 That sounds like an average weekend. That said I'll have a few beers at a party and be home by 12 on Friday as everyone troops off out and I have to go home with the girl cause I'm up early on Saturday. Party rock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Anyone wanna beat my weekend plan? Finish work at 1 and by 2 arrive in Edinburgh Meet the guys for a couple of beers and get train to Newcastle at 3.30 Travel 1st class to Newcastle drinking beers Check into hotel and hit the pubs Enjoy the sights of Geordie lassies on Halloween wearing f**k all (them, not me) Having got blootered return to hotel Wake up to a fry up Off to St James' for Liverpool game Back to the pub at FT 1st class back up to Edinburgh Watch Munich v Dortmund probably in platform 5 Beat that lads. Your weekend is basically how half the people on here will be spending theirs. Pub and football, nothing really to see here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) Anyone wanna beat my weekend plan? Finish work at 1 and by 2 arrive in Edinburgh Meet the guys for a couple of beers and get train to Newcastle at 3.30 Travel 1st class to Newcastle drinking beers Check into hotel and hit the pubs Enjoy the sights of Geordie lassies on Halloween wearing f**k all (them, not me) Having got blootered return to hotel Wake up to a fry up Off to St James' for Liverpool game Back to the pub at FT 1st class back up to Edinburgh Watch Munich v Dortmund probably in platform 5 Beat that lads. Sounds quite average in my opinion and quite gay if anything. A bunch of men drinking excessively and running away for a weekend Edited October 30, 2014 by zidane's child 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Anyone wanna beat my weekend plan? Finish work at 1 and by 2 arrive in Edinburgh Meet the guys for a couple of beers and get train to Newcastle at 3.30 Travel 1st class to Newcastle drinking beers Check into hotel and hit the pubs Enjoy the sights of Geordie lassies on Halloween wearing f**k all (them, not me) Having got blootered return to hotel Wake up to a fry up Off to St James' for Liverpool game Back to the pub at FT 1st class back up to Edinburgh Watch Munich v Dortmund probably in platform 5 Beat that lads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I've been invited to a halloween party tomorrow night and I'm spending Saturday in Edinburgh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 To be fair the bit about the filthy geordie slags on halloween weekend would have me excited 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Just got an email from work confirming my pay rise has been approved. Been arguing with HR for months regarding this, and it's getting backdated to August! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Since when was there a f*ckin' big pyramid in the North East of Italy? The Colosseum, the leaning tower of Pisa and the fuckin' big pyramid. All part of Italy's charm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I've got a massive swelling on the side of my face (no, it's not from swedging), my shoulders and thighs are agony and I can barely move. Despite this, I'm in the best mood I've been in for months, an unexplainably great mood. You know how you're in a good mood for no reason and start chuckling to yourself all day? Got some strange looks come to think of it. Very strange looks, to be fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 There's a pyramid in Rome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 That's probably to do with the massive swelling on your coupon. And the good mood is probably caused by the infection seeping into your brain due to the enormous dental abscess you have. Get to the doctors mate. I will go when I can get an appointment, but it's likely going to clash with my retirement party at this rate. Not an abcess, on the outside of my cheek. Probably an ingrown hair that's got infected or something. Still in a good mood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) I've got a massive swelling on the side of my face (no, it's not from swedging), my shoulders and thighs are agony and I can barely move. Despite this, I'm in the best mood I've been in for months, an unexplainably great mood. You know how you're in a good mood for no reason and start chuckling to yourself all day? Got some strange looks come to think of it. Very strange looks, to be fair. Ebola, definitely Ebola. Make sure you tell everyone about your trip to West Africa while you wait at the doctors. You'll get seen first. Edited October 30, 2014 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Sounds painful. Stick some magnesium sulphate on a swab and plank it on your cheek It might draw it out a bit Sounds painful. Stick some magnesium sulphate on a swab and plank it on your cheek It might draw it out a bit Magnesium what now??? I'll just wait for a medical professional's opinion, cheers..... Boilage? Speak to Welshbairn. Nothing I'd love more than a chat about fascinating skin diseases! Ebola, definitely Ebola. Make sure you tell everyone about your trip to West Africa while you wait at the doctors. You'll get seen first. I was in Carluke last Saturday. It's what I'd imagine Liberia to be like, but with more drizzle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 RIP big man. #prayformonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 I was in Carluke last Saturday. It's what I'd imagine Liberia to be like, but with more drizzle. Yip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 RIP big man. #prayformonster Shame you're not size 12, or I could will you my trainers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Shame you're not size 12, or I could will you my trainers. I'm a sprightly size 10 (with associated small willy). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 31, 2014 Author Share Posted October 31, 2014 Yearly bonus just got paid in to my account 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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