Deeboy Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 No I have standards Well stop crying about how long it's been you dugs dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 No I have standards Unfortunately for you, so do girls. You have absolutely no chance of ever getting it again ugly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Unfortunately for you, so do girls. You have absolutely no chance of ever getting it again ugly. Never change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Never change. Unless one of they gimpy mods decide enough is enough then I never will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 If that day ever comes then I don't think I'd want to be a part of a P&B without you in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Fortunately I have 6 accounts. All have went unnoticed so far. The mods are too daft to find them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Fortunately I have 6 accounts. All have went unnoticed so far. The mods are too daft to find them. DonnieDarko 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 I only have my recreation time around chippers that use beef dripping- prob not your scene you vegan lyrical magician. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 To me you are a work of chips. Heaven knows I'm a fatso now. Probably should have been more sensible with my eating habits, the only reason my girlfriend hasn't dumped me is she is in a permanently vegetative state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Heaven knows I'm a fatso now. Probably should have been more sensible with my eating habits, the only reason my girlfriend hasn't dumped me is she is in a permanently vegetative state. The more she ignores you, the fatter you get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 South Indian Garlic Chilli Chicken curry and pilau rice ordered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 South Indian Garlic Chilli Chicken curry and pilau rice ordered. Fatso 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 The more she ignores you, the fatter you get. The more she ignores me, the less attracted to vegetables I am! Quid pro quo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Chips are a vegetable, m8. Erik Estrada is in a coma? when did this happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Fatso 5ft9, 145lbs. 16% Bodyfat. The curry was satisfactory, tad greasy. The Naan bread was tremendous though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 5ft9, 145lbs. 16% Bodyfat. He didn't mean any offence, Mr Ivan Drago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 5ft9, 145lbs. 16% Bodyfat. The curry was satisfactory, tad greasy. The Naan bread was tremendous though. You should get together with Roland, you could be the new Laurel and Hardy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Heaven knows I'm a fatso now. Probably should have been more sensible with my eating habits, the only reason my girlfriend hasn't dumped me is she is in a permanently vegetative state.Let Raidernation shag her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Just shaved when my facial hair was getting to the point of being unbearable and had that awesome feeling of achievement you get when you see the wee hairs stuck in the sink and no longer irritating ones face ...presumably followed by that tremendous feeling of "ouch" when the wife gives ye a skelp a'er the heid for not cleaning up after yersel' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Yeah it seems a waste to wash it away ! Work of art IMO. Put it behind a perspex box and charge folk to come and look at it. Can't go wrong. The missus can brush her teeth in the lavvie if she's that bothered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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