Mordecai Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 5ft9, 145lbs. 16% Bodyfat. The curry was satisfactory, tad greasy. The Naan bread was tremendous though. Only fat people know their body fat %. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 How would one go about finding out their body fat %? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Pregnancy has given Victoria Coren-Mitchell an amazing pair of puppies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Only fat people know their body fat %. Good ane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Only fat people know their body fat %. Mordi is correct! I am sitting at 96%, but trying to reduce by eating oven chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Mordi is correct! I am sitting at 96%, but trying to reduce by eating oven chips.Eat them frozen, they last longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Pregnancy has given Victoria Coren-Mitchell an amazing pair of puppies. Naturally I had to see for myself, and discovered a tremendous pic from the Daily Fail, in which David Mitchell appears ready to murder the pap photographing them, while his wife calls the polis The puff article mentions neither of these things while fawning their usual showbiz shite. Spoiler'd below as it's quite large. Also not the most flattering shot of Ms Coren-Mitchell, so we're relying on you for knocker pics, Zenny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Naturally I had to see for myself, and discovered a tremendous pic from the Daily Fail, in which David Mitchell appears ready to murder the pap photographing them, while his wife calls the polis The puff article mentions neither of these things while fawning their usual showbiz shite. Spoiler'd below as it's quite large. Also not the most flattering shot of Ms Coren-Mitchell, so we're relying on you for knocker pics, Zenny. As splendid as the photo depicts, the unborn sprog had them floating near her lugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Just checked my mail and had a letter from the landlord saying we'd used less hot water than expected over the year and as a result they owe us the best part of 500 quid. Mild winters, hot summers, and no need to use the central heating is great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Just checked my mail and had a letter from the landlord saying we'd used less hot water than expected over the year and as a result they owe us the best part of 500 quid. Mild winters, hot summers, and no need to use the central heating is great. Sounds like you saved a lot on soap too.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Sounds like you saved a lot on soap too.. You can take the boy out of Clydebank, etc etc... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Do they already have a child or is he just practicing pushing a pram about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 When you turn up to a sponsored talk, the company presenting have left £300 behind the bar, and only 10 or so folk aren't driving because they're not the fairweather type. Highland Parks all round... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 The fly has been found and dispatched with a copy of Hello magazine, at last that vacuous rag has a use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Confirmed getting paid early this month due to bank holiday. Wonderful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Confirmed getting paid early this month due to bank holiday. Wonderful Won't be saying that end of next month. #glasshalfempty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Gambled on buying a crackin' "Slim Fit" TM Lewin shirt at TK Maxx and I don't look an overweight b*****d in it. Result! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Gambled on buying a crackin' "Slim Fit" TM Lewin shirt at TK Maxx and I don't look an overweight b*****d in it. Result! Is that some kind of spanx effect T-shirt perhaps? Anyway, got a fortnight in Spain at the start of september, then got the house to myself for two weeks after I get back. Glorious...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Won't be saying that end of next month. #glasshalfempty The end of every month is the same on my wage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 After being introduced to this on P&B a year or so ago, I've spent about half an hour watching clips of Indoor League on YouTube. Absolutely wetting myself. I still can't believe it's not a parody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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