SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Didn't realise Heathrow did charters these days. There's nothing less dece (/ more doss) than flying commercial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Do you nick solid 9's on a regular basis, look good, smell good and are well off? If so, then I think you're on The Collector's radar. Also, it helps if you #lift #dench Do you think I would even try if I didn't have all those characteristics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Didn't realise Heathrow did charters these days. There's nothing less dece (/ more doss) than flying commercial. They do if you have enough money, style and panache, which us Club DECE boys do, natch. Are we still going to see Meatloaf on the 2nd in Planet Hollywood for some ironic singalongs and sensaysh ballads? I can easily book us a champagne reception with the man himself too, I'm J_Stewart and I can afford it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I trust we'll also be going to a pool party while we're in LV. Sipping cocktails, getting bronzed and necking hotties is a dece way to spend the afternoon. Give me an idea of numbers and I'll book us some beds; I can afford it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Do you think I would even try if I didn't have all those characteristics? I could tell you did. You can't be too careful though; when there's St Johnstone fans trying to get in you need to make sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I could tell you did. You can't be too careful though; when there's St Johnstone fans trying to get in you need to make sure. I dunno about any other Saints fans but I personally have no interest in joining 'Club Dece' - I just saw some Tinder discussion. This whole thread makes for pretty embarrassing reading, tbh. Also, you're from Inverness - lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 I dunno about any other Saints fans but I personally have no interest in joining 'Club Dece' - I just saw some Tinder discussion. This whole thread makes for pretty embarrassing reading, tbh. Also, you're from Inverness - lol. Without wanting to derail what is, IMO, one of the best threads ever on the internet, I feel I should explain my post to you m8. St Johnstone fans, by their very nature, are farmers. This isn't dece, it's doss if anything. As far as I go, I'm extremely attractive, I work out, eat right, pull 8' and 9's regularly, have a good income and like protein. #unlucks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Without wanting to derail what is, IMO, one of the best threads ever on the internet, I feel I should explain my post to you m8. St Johnstone fans, by their very nature, are farmers. This isn't dece, it's doss if anything. As far as I go, I'm extremely attractive, I work out, eat right, pull 8' and 9's regularly, have a good income and like protein. #unlucks I, like everyone else on the planet, don't give a shit about some inbred Highlander's fantasy life. The only time I talk to someone from that region is to hear their funny accent. Do me a favour and refrain from corresponding with me ever again. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banterman86 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 , have a good income and like protein. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 It appears that St Johnstone fans don't even bench 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Without wanting to derail what is, IMO, one of the best threads ever on the internet, I feel I should explain my post to you m8. St Johnstone fans, by their very nature, are farmers. This isn't dece, it's doss if anything. As far as I go, I'm extremely attractive, I work out, eat right, pull 8' and 9's regularly, have a good income and like protein. #unlucks Delighted to have been described as 'doss'. Thanks for the compliment. I also feel obliged to add that I've shown no inclination to be a member of Club DECE in the recent past. I wanted opinions on Tinder. I knew that the Club DECE thread would be the best place to find peoples' comments on internet dating. I may have wanted to join many months ago, but that was before I realised your weird plans to go on imaginary holidays together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 You can come to Vegas if you want to mate, all you need to do is ask. I'll even pay for your flights and accom with the rest of the lads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 I tried out Badoo, but that place is just 1's -3's very disapointing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Got phoned by my bank manager earlier today to be told the distressing news that all my bank accounts WERE FULL. I had to go down to the bank, pick up the excess money in a hold-all and literally throw it down the drain. #whitecollarproblems 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 One of my ex's good mates popped up on Tinder earlier. She always seemed pretty friendly so I might just like her and see what happens. Thoughts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 (edited) Guys, booked us a floor at the Waldorf Astoria in NYC for after Vegas. I'm thinking we all get a tailored three piece on arrival and then head out on the town. R. Gosling's having a party at his flat and he's told me to invite you all along. Entry will only be granted to those with a solid 8/10 on their arm which won't be a problem for any of us of course. Thinking we pitch in and reward Ry's hospitality with a few bottles of Chateau D'Yquem. Only $75,000 a piece #pocketchange #myhaircutcostsmorethanbonksyshouse #hooah Edited October 16, 2013 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 That sounds like a good idea mikey. I'm sure the lads will be game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Sounds safe bro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LinkinFighter Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Always thought vitaly was one of the dece boys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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