Facts you made up

[pittsburgh phil]

In 1975 Buzz Aldrin had Full Consensual Sexual intercourse with Jane Fonda, Nancy Reagan and OJ Simpson after a game of contract bridge was abandoned because of bad light

He also allegedly then went on to have non consensual sex with a NASA chimp, a nearby donkey, a sofa cushion and a watermelon before declaring himself 'pretty much spent'.

In his autobiography he remembers it as a 'helluva night, a real rooty tooter'.

[Fullerene]

Buzz Aldrin got very excited when he was shown how the lunar module would insert itself into the command module.
He had to be shown five times.

They only agreed to show him a sixth time if he took his hands out of his pockets.

[D.A.F.C]

Space raiders are made in space.

[bishopburn boy]

Bran Flakes are made from 3eyed ravens 

[topcat(The most tip top)]

There’s a direct bus service from Burntisland to Currie but you have to change three times in the other direction

[Blaze]

Zippy, from Rainbow fame, only ever got his mouth zipped shut on 7 occasions.

[GordonD]

The causeway to Cramond Island gets covered with water not because of the tides but because the landlord of the Cramond Inn can make it go up and down on hydraulic rams whenever he feels like it. Around three-quarters of the people who have been stranded on the island in the last five years pissed him off in one way or another.

[sjc]

The official music video for Simple Minds hit single, Alive and kicking, was filmed on location on Kinnoull Hill overlooking Perth.

[Unleash The Nade]

World famous escapologist Harry Houdini spent 18 months banged up in Barlinie after being found guilty of 789 charges of housebreaking which occurred over the course of a long weekends vacation in Burntisland 

[Hedgecutter]

A season after 'retiring' from Motherwell, Dougie Arnott  signed for Equatoguinean Primera Division side 'The Panthers' where he became a nationwide household name over three seasons. 

Once fluent in French, this was followed up with a brief TV career in where he became the 'Jeremy Kyle of Central Africa ' before ratings bombed and he returned to Scotland where he invested his celebrity riches in a number of pubs.

 

 

Additionally, his Lanarkshire home is the only place in Europe where one can view an African Palm Civet, which he keeps as a pet.  

 

Edited October 12, 2018 by Hedgecutter

[D.A.F.C]

I once wrestled an anaconda for four days, then I realised I was masturbating.

 

Edited October 12, 2018 by D.A.F.C

[Dr Koop]

Fibs about masturbatorial prowess make your teeth fall out.

[Tony Ferrino]

Spoiler

 

God invented the Snow globe when he decided to realign the earths axis.

[banana]

NASA astronaut training includes a module on fellatio in space.

[Unleash The Nade]

Before becoming famous Ben Shephard was originally a shepherd, Tom Baker was originally a baker, Dennis Taylor was originally a Tailor , Terry Butcher was originally a butcher, but unfortunately Gerard Butler has always been a c**t 

[D.A.F.C]

Ross Tokely played sloth from the goonies in a low budget highland remake of the goonies.

[bishopburn boy]

Inspired by another thread elsewhere .

 

Brian Reid is a skillfull and tactically astute manager ,  who was wantonly overlooked in the last search for a Scotland manager.

 

[pittsburgh phil]

In an attempt to outdo their previous year's success with their 'Calendar Girls' style charity calendar, where members posed naked behind strategically placed items, Sudbury Women's Institute decided to produce a hardcore version for 2016.

It was a runaway hit, in particular September's now infamous 'Razzle pile up' photo.

[wellinwigan]

Former Motherwell and Dundee player Maros Klimpl is now the president of Slovakia 

[GordonD]

1 hour ago, pittsburgh phil said:

In an attempt to outdo their previous year's success with their 'Calendar Girls' style charity calendar, where members posed naked behind strategically placed items, Sudbury Women's Institute decided to produce a hardcore version for 2016.

It was a runaway hit, in particular September's now infamous 'Razzle pile up' photo.

And the cucumber from March's photo was sold on Ebay for more than the entire sum raised by the 2015 calendar.