hearthammer Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Birds of prey aren't actually religious - or is that just cuckoo ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Little Richard used to book hotel rooms using the name Dick Little. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Bamber Gascoigne took a gap year between high school and university in which he mostly spent his time outside Joan Collins London flat attempting to woo her by singing Oh My Darling Clementine accompanied by a variety of classically trained musicians.15-1 was originally a fight to the death type format but was thought to be too offensive to daytime tv viewers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 5 hours ago, hearthammer said: Birds of prey aren't actually religious - or is that just cuckoo ?? What about the praying mantis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 6 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I invented that word yesterday. You’re both copy cats. I just invented a new phrase, copy cats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Perkin Flump said: I just invented a new phrase, copy cats. Plagiarist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Plagiarist would be a fine word to describe someone who is trying to take credit for another persons work, does anyone agree? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Perkin Flump said: Plagiarist would be a fine word to describe someone who is trying to take credit for another person's work, does anyone agree? Of course I agree. I said so in my book. My lawyer will be contacting you shortly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 21 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Of course I agree. I said so in my book. My lawyer will be contacting you shortly. Can we settle out of court? I bid a Wham Bar & a bottle of Red Kola. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 The plagiarism joke is clever and not overused in the slightest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Clyde fans might be interested to know that PLAGIARIST is an anagram of I GAL RAPIST... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 And a divide goodwill is an anagram of david goodwillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Growing up, young Nick Sturgeon always dreamed of being an actor and getting a part as an oompa loompa in a Willy Wonka remake. A chance meeting on a late night bus with a drunken out of work hypnotherapist, Winston, convinced Nick that it would be a better move to one day lead Scotland as it's fuhrer during the future Covid 19 crisis. The rest was history. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: Growing up, young Nick Sturgeon always dreamed of being an actor and getting a part as an oompa loompa in a Willy Wonka remake. A chance meeting on a late night bus with a drunken out of work hypnotherapist, Winston, convinced Nick that it would be a better move to one day lead Scotland as it's fuhrer during the future Covid 19 crisis. The rest was history. The SNP started in 1938 as the Scottish nazi party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Stunning news from Fife where it transpires that The Proclaimers, the Reid brothers, were not in fact twins but triplets. The 3rd, a girl called Cheryl was given up for adoption to an American couple who went to places like Rwanda, Yemen, and Fife to help with the abject misery of raising children there. The news broke when her middle name, Auchtermuchty, was posted as part of her announcement that she had converted to Mormonism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Wes Craven was so annoyed that his brother John was given the news round job that he started writing horror films.Every film has someone being brutally murdered by someone called John.They haven't spoken since. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Donald Trump has plans to rename the month of June, in which he was born, after himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Donald Trump has plans to rename the month of June, in which he was born, after himself. The 6th month of the year used to be called “Terry” until June Whitfield won a bizarre bet involving 3 strawberry cornetos 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 2 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: The 6th month of the year used to be called “Terry” until June Whitfield won a bizarre bet involving 3 strawberry cornetos Pics... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 The facts you made up thread has been deleted 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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