welshbairn Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Met him once on the beach at Broughty Ferry.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I had a copy ordered for me yesterday but they don't seem to have an email back saying it's confirmed or that. Paypal do. In fact I was informed, if you try to get your money back we'll f**k yer dug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I've never seen Barry.I don't think he's a real person.There's nae doubt the Loon exists, turns up late an a that, but never the less, he's oot there. Anyway... The Dundee bus crawl wiz bra an a that, but eh'm really annoyed we never gatecrashed the Fairmuir Clubbie so Jockie could get us a telt wha's in cherge. Feck yir deadline Dundeebarry, cuntos like myself deserve better. If I decide to splash the cash I demand a signed fu***ng letter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 I mind seeing Barry on the train up from Queen Street but he was busy eating his pieces and subsequently sleeping whilst I was being engaged in an unwanted conversation by a pished Aberdonian. Aye but pieces of what was he eating? Pieces of a jigsaw? Pieces of lego? Pieces of Jocky`s anatomy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 If the Brookemyre quote on the front of your book is that same fucking story about the chicken in borders bookshop Barry, I'd like a refund please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Aye but pieces of what was he eating? Pieces of a jigsaw? Pieces of lego? Pieces of Jocky`s anatomy? Lee Wilkie's soul spread on some Mothers Pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Kill the Beatson, Widge in cherge at WAP. Seems reasonable. I think you should make all the personalised letters a summons to join the 'Kill the Beatson' campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I think you should make all the personalised letters a summons to join the 'Kill the Beatson' campaign. Hmmm that would be a bit Charles Manson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydave Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 I used to have family in whitfield. Seen a few potential dundeebarrys up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 I think I saw the man himself in the Ferry tonight. Wanted to say well done for the blog but the book may yet be pish. I'll reserve judgement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Meh, I and GiGi stayed in his house. #zeropointers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Meh, I and GiGi stayed in his house. #zeropointers Is that when you passed out after drinking half a shandy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Meh, I and GiGi stayed in his house.#zeropointers Were your pants on the right way when you woke up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Meh, I and GiGi stayed in his house. #zeropointers Is that when you passed out after drinking half a shandy? Were your pants on the right way when you woke up?#zeropanters ? Teckle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 There's nae doubt the Loon exists, turns up late an a that, but never the less, he's oot there. Anyway... The Dundee bus crawl wiz bra an a that, but eh'm really annoyed we never gatecrashed the Fairmuir Clubbie so Jockie could get us a telt wha's in cherge. Feck yir deadline Dundeebarry, cuntos like myself deserve better. If I decide to splash the cash I demand a signed fu***ng letter. Ordered, late I know, but I still want a letter fae Jocky. At least I've spelt his name richt this time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 #zeropanters ? Teckle! apologies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted November 3, 2013 Share Posted November 3, 2013 Got this as part of my birthday today, nae parcel to unwrap for that gift due to it not being out for another month. Ya jobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Whilst we're playing 'spot DundeeBarry' I saw him in St Andrews walking past the fountain during the summer. I would've said 'hiya Barry!' but you were walking at a pace and looked angry. In telt mode it seemed. The glacial pace pedestrians move at in St Andrews would often see telt mode engaged as I went about my business. I have things to see and people to do, and as such I walk fast. The fact I moved onto pastures new without having DDT'd anyone is remarkable. Got this as part of my birthday today, nae parcel to unwrap for that gift due to it not being out for another month. Ya jobby. Play the waiting game, pal. Come the last week of November it'll be like your birthday all over again. Then after that it's only a month until Christmas! Marvellous. Simply marvellous. broon-loon, have your people contact my people closer to the time of the launch and I'll get a letter to you. The spirit of the Bus Crawl lingers on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 I don't know what I'm more excited/aroused by. The impending release of this or the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Hell, if being one of the Bus Crawllers is getting us cheeky wee extras - VIP packages you might say - I'm expecting at least a kilo of Benzo Fury to accompany my book and letter. Could make for an even more surreal read than I'm already expecting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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