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45 minutes ago, Eednud said:

Multiple witnesses said a woman could be seen with a dildo in one hand while using the other to restrain a culprit. 

Presumably "the other hand".

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7 hours ago, Eednud said:

“I’ve gone out to help and one of the ladies who was sitting down having a cuppa turned to me and said ‘that’s not mine’, and I looked down and there was the gigantic, rubber dildo on the table,” she said. 

“I asked her ‘are you sure’

😂

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8 hours ago, Eednud said:

Multiple witnesses said a woman could be seen with a dildo in one hand while using the other to restrain a culprit. 

7 hours ago, sugna said:

Presumably "the other hand".

While I applaud the Aussie spirit of nabbing and restraining the lads, I’m genuinely hoping this bit involved her leathering the kid with it…and that there’s video for him never to live down.

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17 hours ago, TxRover said:

While I applaud the Aussie spirit of nabbing and restraining the lads, I’m genuinely hoping this bit involved her leathering the kid with it…and that there’s video for him never to live down.

once-there-was-geezer-called-smithy-robi

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14 hours ago, TxRover said:

Pondered for a bit if the picture was of those posting said message, or opposed.

As the person responsible for putting a version of that story online (not the one linked to), I can tell you that was very much in my thoughts when I was uploading and captioning the photo 🤣

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8 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

Rupert Lowe with a new and exciting variation on the point at dog shite/pothole/bins theme

 

You'd need to hold onto something when peeing to stop yourself from sliding out the door. 

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11 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

Rupert Lowe with a new and exciting variation on the point at dog shite/pothole/bins theme

 

Good to see his grandstanding doesnt go as far as asking if there is disabled access.........

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https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/family-not-allowed-board-easyjet-29716884?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#comments-wrapper

 

I guarantee if we could take our imaginations and project them onto a screen side by side, our picture of "Chanel" wouldn't be all that far off, would it? 

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On 15/07/2024 at 11:15, highlandmac said:

Behold,the master race

One of them is John Dennis and he definitely isn’t a white supremacist. He taught me French at school. Stood for election for the Scottish Socialist party in 2005 (I think) 

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