Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 And in that same article, I've never understood quotes which begin "I was sitting in my shop minding my own business". Nobody's accusing you poking your nose into other people's business. Arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/man-denies-smashing-car-into-tannadice-stadium-1.835260 A man is to stand trial accused of leaving a gaping hole in the side of Dundee Uniteds Tannadice Stadium. Bradley Forsyth is alleged to have smashed his Ford Fiesta into the turnstiles on April 6 last year. The crash which occurred the day after United hosted Celtic in a top-flight match left a hole in the side of the Fair Play Stand at the turnstiles leading to its lower tier. Forsyth is accused of failing to stop and failing to report the crash within 24 hours. He also faces a further charge of failing to identify the driver of a car in Dundees Hilltown following an incident there. Forsyth, 23, of Playfair Terrace, Dundee, denies the three charges on summary complaint at Dundee Sheriff Court. Sheriff Tom Hughes continued the case to a further pre-trial hearing later this month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_B Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/man-denies-smashing-car-into-tannadice-stadium-1.835260 These things seem to happen quite a lot in Dundee. There was a boy in court last year accused of threatening, abusing and stalking the queen and various other aristocratic types in various bizarre ways. His address was in Loons Road... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Coming up in Friday’s Courier — Warning after unfortunate fellow gets manhood stuck in a toaster The Fifty Shades of Grey effect comes in many forms. Including people doing rather silly things they shouldn’t do. In Friday’s Courier we report on the (really genuine) warning to people not to get caught out while “experimenting”. The warning is something of a sombre one — and includes some rather fruity case studies. Among them are people with rings in places rings shouldn’t be, people with vacuum cleaners in places where vacuum cleaners shouldn’t be and — yes — one fellow who thought his ardour would be dampened by placing his manhood in a toaster. Yikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Should be easy for the polis as there surely can't be too many chubby teens in Dundee. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-police-seek-chubby-teenager-after-fire-in-cinema-toilet-1.838632 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I hope that toaster wasn't plugged in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Angry cow gets revenge? He shouldn't have been servicing ewe! http://www.gympietimes.com.au/news/elderly-man-flown-hospital-after-being-kicked-cow/2544340/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 A BOORT woman has unearthed a 1.24 kilogram potato. http://www.bendigoadvertiser.com.au/story/2885788/monster-mash/?cs=80 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Man gets dragged along to see 50 Shades AND gets glassed. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/three-women-arrested-after-man-5169837 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Man gets dragged along to see 50 Shades AND gets glassed. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/three-women-arrested-after-man-5169837 Deserved worse for allowing himself to be dragged to that pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Man gets dragged along to see 50 Shades AND gets glassed. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/three-women-arrested-after-man-5169837 “One woman was in handcuffs and another two women were in tears. SPOILERS, ffs Daily Record. No point in going to see it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Dundee now getting in on the act. Passions boil over at Fifty Shades of Grey screening in Dundee http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/passions-boil-over-at-fifty-shades-of-grey-screening-in-dundee-1.839731 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Yer man Grey would need some stronger restraints for these Dundee women. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 (edited) Yer man Grey would need some stronger restraints for these Dundee women. 54s onwards. Edited February 17, 2015 by The Master 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 His radio was broken. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-18/man-caught-playing-the-trumpet-while-driving-on-west-gate-bridge/6138106 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Man caught playing with his trumpet? Sounds like Throbber tbh Maybe he was trying to tune it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Jesus wept: http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/showbiz/dons-players-discuss-eastenders-drama-on-twitter-1.841571 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 As a local newspaper journalist I've found some of the entries on this a thread a bit unfair - although thankfully nothing from my paper has been mentioned! However: Jesus wept: http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/showbiz/dons-players-discuss-eastenders-drama-on-twitter-1.841571 Good God. How the f**k is that a story?! What's next? Aberdeen squad say they're off to Nandos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Some epic trolling in the Tully letters page on Wednesday. http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/life/your-voice/your-voice-wednesday-february-18-1.840740#articlecomment He's had two bites in this evening's edition. They should be online on by Monday but you can guess the gist of the replies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 This is why pavements aren't made of rubber. Caveat emptor http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-31535814 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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