Raidernation Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Empire Fucking empire Second season starting soon so we're getting Ad overkill trying to convince us it's the best ever TV show and "It'll change your life" type shite EVERY FUCKING AD BREAK It's a bad Dallas(70's Dallas) with even worse acting/dialogue/script ad should have been killed with fire before it saw the light of day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Some dog food advert where the dog owner is swithering between feeding the stupid c**t boar flavour or beef flavour. As if the dog can tell the difference. Choose beef, less likely to taste of David Cameron's love juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) That guy running around fort william is a bit demented. Especially after watching the 2nd episode. He's just nuts You're on a programme about escaping a team of experienced hunters and he's having the time of his life laying traps and hiding in the bushes! Wouldn't be surprised if he escapes after the 28 days but just keeps on hiding out in the Scottish Highlands. Edited September 21, 2015 by The Minertaur 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Loved how the store keeper twigged that the female hunter was talking shit in no time. And thought the Scottish adviser to the brothers was going to kick f**k out of them when they couldnt understand not to phone home on any device. The doctor is mad and has decided to take the piss out of the hunters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I said to the missus as soon as I saw the guy in fort William he will head for a'chuil both in Glen dessary then out to knoydart. I could be a private dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Started watching Dr Foster last night. Thorougly enjoyable couple of episodes so far. Not normally the sort of thing I'd watch but has been good so far. In bigger news I just found that Arnold Schwarzenegger is to be the new Donald Trump in this years Celebrity Apprentice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 In bigger news I just found that Arnold Schwarzenegger is to be the new Donald Trump in this years Celebrity Apprentice? To be fair, he did arrive in the US with f**k all, and look at everything he's achieved 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Gogglebox - A shite programme about arseholes sitting watching other shite programmes. Shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 To be fair, he did arrive in the US with f**k all, and look at everything he's achieved I'm not disputing that - will just be fantastic to see Arnie in serious business mode. "You're Terminated" had better be his catchphrase! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 No idea how they do but somehow ITV have the knack of creating celebrity shite that is so bad you cant believe its on tv, the latest being 'Who Does The Dishes'. its level of shiteness keeps you watching for a few minutes until your brain kicks back in; the guessers going from Hugh Grant to Floella Benjamin. The mystery celeb was Rowland Rivron - whoever the f**k that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Fucking hell. ITV are like a class of nursery school kids; you can't turn their back on them for a second without the crayons getting eaten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I thought the barrel had been scrapped with the celebrity shepherding thing. I should have known they could always dig deeper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Gogglebox - A shite programme about arseholes sitting watching other shite programmes. Shite. Nonsense. Great programme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Hardcore Pawn. Superb programme about a pawn shop in Detroit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Rivron used to be Dr Scrote on Jonathan Ross's show a long time ago. Still totally in the dark. Thankfully I dont give a shit who he is. Must be soul destroying not being able to get on Through The Keyhole with Keith Lemon that you have to cook a meal for 4 cretins so they can spend an age rummaging round your home guessing who you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Dreadful trailer for the new series of The Apprentice. Who comes up with this shit? Would hope Lord Sugar and his advisers would destroy any team who came up with that for one of the tasks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Sure I've said it before, but bring back Taggart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Dreadful trailer for the new series of The Apprentice. Who comes up with this shit? Would hope Lord Sugar and his advisers would destroy any team who came up with that for one of the tasks. Glad that it's coming back soon though. Presume it starts when the Bake Off finishes? Will be good to see Claude in every episode although will miss him in the interviews. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 1. Doctor Foster. Surprisingly good show, plus Suranne Jones in her undies. 2. Who's Doing the Dishes. Agree with what's been said. McFadden could have walked in with "Roland Rivron" written across his head as the clue and the folk wouldn't have a scoobie. Next up is someone from Big Brother from about 10 years ago. 3. Bad Robots. Cheap and tacky but still makes me giggle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Anybody else a fan of Impractical Jokers? Flicking through the channels last week and caught the end of an episode where the losers of the week were out in a street playing Strip High Five. Ask random people for a high five - if you don't get one then you take off an item of clothing. Sounds shit but was surprisingly funny. Watched a couple more episodes since and some of the challenges are hilarious. Very childish I admit but it certainly appeals to my immature side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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