Worktheshaft Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 14 hours ago, Div said: Test "I might have the clap" type post IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 35 minutes ago, throbber said: Looking after my mother in laws pussy just now - didn't like it at first but now that I'm used to the smell and all the fur I quite like it. ^^^^^deliberate innuendo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Looking after my mother in laws pussy just now - didn't like it at first but now that I'm used to the smell and all the fur I quite like it.Your Mother has a very nice pussy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 11 minutes ago, throbber said: It's just wary of me as I'm quite rough with it and don't really know how to act around it! Try poking it if it gets wide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 2 hours ago, throbber said: Looking after my mother in laws pussy just now - didn't like it at first but now that I'm used to the smell and all the fur I quite like it. Does you mother in law like the idea of you putting pics of her pussy on the internet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 I don't think she frequents this particular football forum! ^^^ never been on the horrific (bowling) club pictures thread^^* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Sitting watching the football on her favourite plastic bag. Defo a mentalist, this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 22 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: Sitting watching the football on her favourite plastic bag. Defo a mentalist, this one. You seriously need to zhoosh up your fireplace with an iron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: You seriously need to zhoosh up your fireplace with an iron. Mumsnet for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 The little shite is 3 months old today. Loves sleeping on my lap as you can see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Cool for cats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 9, 2016 Author Share Posted July 9, 2016 On 7/7/2016 at 10:18 PM, EdgarusQPFC said: The little shite is 3 months old today. Loves sleeping on my lap as you can see. Very cute, your wife needs to shave her legs though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Chewy. Not like the last cat I ate who just fell apart on the fork. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Our wee yin dobby was struck by a car last night. Not been an outdoor cat for more than 6 months. Went to see him at the vets and was rather heartbreaking but he went instantly and the couple who struck him brought him straight to the vets.Only 3 year old.RIP wee man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 11, 2016 Author Share Posted July 11, 2016 8 hours ago, gav-ffc said: Our wee yin dobby was struck by a car last night. Not been an outdoor cat for more than 6 months. Went to see him at the vets and was rather heartbreaking but he went instantly and the couple who struck him brought him straight to the vets. Only 3 year old. RIP wee man That's shite mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 (edited) Sorry to hear that Gav. Edited July 11, 2016 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 On 7/10/2016 at 21:27, gav-ffc said: Our wee yin dobby was struck by a car last night. Not been an outdoor cat for more than 6 months. Went to see him at the vets and was rather heartbreaking but he went instantly and the couple who struck him brought him straight to the vets. Only 3 year old. RIP wee man At least he got out and lived the life. A work colleague has a cat they've never let out the house. Better to have lived the short life that Dobby had, than be trapped in the house for 16 years. RIP Dobby. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Originally named Elwood, renamed Woody in honour of Woody Allen after he proved himself an erotic adventurer of the most deranged (and incestuous) kind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 We've only had one that wanted to go out. All the rest have been more than happy to kick about the house for some reason. Nice that they took Dobby to the vet; these stories usually end with the driver just leaving the scene. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 ("How many times? She's not my real daughter...*sigh*)> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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