Savage Henry Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Don't be so stupid. It was at night and MH370 would have switched its headlights off. Could have used it's horn though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Could have used it's horn though. Not at night though, it's not allowed in case you annoy people living below. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Not at night though, it's not allowed in case you annoy people living below. Didn't know that. Cheers. No rules about pilots not using indicators at night though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Maybe it got pulled by the air traffic police for having a brake light out and they noticed the pilot had a half ounce of weed in the glove compartment and he's sitting on remand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Could have used it's horn though. I believe if there's someone dead on board (possibly via suicide) it wouldn't use its horn. Like ambulances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Has anyone considered that it was a magic trick gone wrong? They should round up all local magicians and check up their sleeves and in their hats for the missing aircraft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Has anyone considered that it was a magic trick gone wrong? They should round up all local magicians and check up their sleeves and in their hats for the missing aircraft. Is this going to turn into a David Blaine stunt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Kim Jung un has it in his secret underground volcano bunker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BossHogg Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 http://keithledgerwood.tumblr.com/post/79838944823/did-malaysian-airlines-370-disappear-using-sia68-sq68 -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 http://keithledgerwood.tumblr.com/post/79838944823/did-malaysian-airlines-370-disappear-using-sia68-sq68 If only someone had posted that further up the page and maybe even a few of us could've discussed that theory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanghai Loon Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Scariest ive ever been when getting on a flight was in Kiev, the locals where knocking back the voddie in big style. Since they obviouslty knew i was a new to russian air travel they asked me to join them at a very reasonable price of a litre of voddie (70 pence if i remember correctly). I asked why they were obviously getting hammered. the reply was that they never knew if the plane would actually land on the runway. Will never fly Siberian airways again. Saying this was the scariest flight is actually understating what I've witnessed before. I've actually been walking up to the plane on the runway and have seen the ground crew kicking the tires saying that they'll do another landing (Africa) In all honestly my take on this is that the Mayalsian military have already said they tracked a flight turning 90 degrees off course, I fully expect that due to a suspected hijack they may have actually shot this flight down and are now trying to cover up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I'm waiting for 239 Chinese passengers to jump out from behind an airport terminal and shout "Supplies!!!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BossHogg Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I'm waiting for 239 Chinese passengers to jump out from behind an airport terminal and shout "Supplies!!!!!"Are they hiding in the supply cupboard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Has anyone considered that it was a magic trick gone wrong? They should round up all local magicians and check up their sleeves and in their hats for the missing aircraft. I've said before, if you lose something, its usually down the back of the sofa. If thats where it turns up I want full credit. I'm happy to do the whole daytime telly interview circuit and everything (as long as the press don't do any digging into my past, in which case the deals off). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I've said before, if you lose something, its usually down the back of the sofa. If thats where it turns up I want full credit. I'm happy to do the whole daytime telly interview circuit and everything (as long as the press don't do any digging into my past, in which case the deals off). It's either there or the drawer in the kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I've said before, if you lose something, its usually down the back of the sofa. If thats where it turns up I want full credit. I'm happy to do the whole daytime telly interview circuit and everything (as long as the press don't do any digging into my past, in which case the deals off). It's either there or the drawer in the kitchen. or in the last place you look. They should just think "where's the last place we'd look?" and look there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 It's either there or the drawer in the kitchen. Fair one, if thats where it turns up then I'll greenie you, if its down the back of the sofa you greenie me, deal ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 or in the last place you look. They should just think "where's the last place we'd look?" and look there. The problem with that is once you find it, you stop looking so its always going to be 'the last place you look'. I just hope they look in down the back of the sofa before they look in the messy drawer in the kitchen, there's a lot of kudos riding on this now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Back in Kuala Lumpur.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Fair one, if thats where it turns up then I'll greenie you, if its down the back of the sofa you greenie me, deal ? Fairy nuff, it's on. Shit is about to get real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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