KiwiDB Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 And...... A disappointing haul so far... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 A guy I know set up a Grindr account for one of the guys on his football team and arranged a load of dates with interested parties in pubs that they were going to. Unsure about the outcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Maybe the office dirties are unaware of Tinder. Maybe an office poster near the water cooler would help. With a few mugshots of the guys in the office and the catchphrase 'you can choose' I think we are onto a winner here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Ha. Who needs a website! P&B has all the answers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieRoad Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Downloaded it during a particularly boring visit home and got a few matches, not messaged any of them mind. Quite good fun spotting people you know though, any facebook friends in common and it is generally a nope swipe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 She does still have a vagina yeah? I don't know. I have a Tinder account for an Asian woman by the name of Jackie and a Kik account for a white woman called Kate, both claiming to be the same person. I don't know what to believe any more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Just powerswiped and said wid to some lassie that I work with. Awkward, I would though tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibs_123 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I am confused to how it works , showing my age . If I right swipe on a bird, does she know that I have right swiped or will she only know when she right swipes on me and it's a match . Help an old man out .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Got a couple of numbers from my matches. Most pleasing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Some guy from Aberdeen was quite happy to send me a pic of his cock within about 15 seconds of speaking to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 ^^^ lucky recipient of Peter Dog's attention 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 I am confused to how it works , showing my age . If I right swipe on a bird, does she know that I have right swiped or will she only know when she right swipes on me and it's a match . Help an old man out .. Yeah, your profile will pop up on hers along with anyone else who liked her and she won't know unless she swipes.That's why I swipe everything right, f**k it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hibs_123 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Ahh I get it now . I thought if I swiped right on a girl , she got some sort of notification that I had swiped right on her . Right swipe on every girl is defo the way forward .. Ha ha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Some guy from Aberdeen was quite happy to send me a pic of his cock within about 15 seconds of speaking to him. That's what you wanted did you not? Didn't you say the lack of durtys was disappointing? I assume you're female. . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Got two instant matches this evening. Both good-looking. Delighted. Will never talk to them though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelJag Posted April 8, 2014 Author Share Posted April 8, 2014 I do dislike initiating conversation, only have two bitches im talking to nowadays, five is my ideal amount. Oh and with that girl, got her number but didnt catch the booty call, says she was hammered but continues to talk to me, momentum has continued. The good thing about Tinder at least is when you start talking to someone you know there is a mutual attraction. Anyone who doesnt reply is a stupid bitch who just wants to stare at my lovely face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Steeljag, get your best gear on and a splash of old spice then get down to the dancing. It's more fun! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelJag Posted April 9, 2014 Author Share Posted April 9, 2014 Steeljag, get your best gear on and a splash of old spice then get down to the dancing. It's more fun! Surrounded by arsehole men screaming vampire weekend and getting their guns out? Listening to shite tunes while worrying if you want a fag or a piss next? I am just thinking ABC but its difficult to pull anywhere decent like subby or Buff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 (edited) Surrounded by arsehole men screaming vampire weekend and getting their guns out? Listening to shite tunes while worrying if you want a fag or a piss next? I am just thinking ABC but its difficult to pull anywhere decent like subby or Buff. Hmm, I see your dilemma. With that being the case, you need to up your game. Brylcreem your heed then, no guys will mess with an old spice smelling Brylcreem user. They will clear the floor for you and the ladies will be fighting over you, you can pick when you want to, smoke, piss or pull. You're quite lucky I'm giving you this info. Use it wisely my friend. . . Edited April 9, 2014 by Pars fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 That's what you wanted did you not? Didn't you say the lack of durtys was disappointing? I assume you're female. . . Aye. Found quite a few County and Caley players on it now too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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