bunglebonce Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Meltdowns everywhere. Worrying times at Rugby Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 He's probably alluding to one of your many semen-stained diatribes about "worrying times ahead at Rugby Park". I've seen them on the debt, the subsequent removal of our debt, the hotel, the non-immediate paying of a small debt, the size of playing squad, Kris Boyd, our supporter base, a smaller than usual away support at St Mirren Park and Josh Magennis. You are thoroughly obsessed with Kilmarnock, to a level where it's quite worrying. You masturbate yourself into a frenzy over even the slightest thing mentioned about the club, and weep with joy whenever we lose a match. As many have mentioned in the past, a previous partner must have spurned you for a Kilmarnock supporter and it has left you bitter. It's okay Lex, we're a welcoming bunch down Ayrshire way, so I'm sure if you turned up before a game next season and apologised for your obsession and assured us that you're seeking help that we'd all forgive you. Hugs? It's only the internet, relax man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGR Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Listen, I'm sure Lex is a decent guy outwith of football (even if he does strike me as the type who gets drunk and starts singing his clubs' songs in the street at 3am) but if you genuinely believe anything he does is premeditated trolling or fishing then you're in for a big shock. Listen, I'm not supposing anything about Lex; but I am laughing at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 But I thought Magennis was awful and "never a footballer"? Yet he will score more than Marwood, a guy who will be used in a similar capacity (reserve striker/winger)? Logic. Lex style. Magennis is a big athletic lad and could easily get 4 or 5 goals next season from set pieces etc. I don't think Marwood will score as many as that, as I think he will be predominantly used on the right wing. Simple really. Feel like I'm arguing for you here? Should I be sorry I think Magennis will score more goals than our winger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig McCulloch Burley Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 11 days first game to SPL, and seemingly still without an established striker, left full back and centre back. Kilmarnock need sign players before first SPL games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiesquirrel Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'd take a charity bet of Rory McKenzie to outscore Steven Thomson. Care to take that lex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'd take a charity bet of Rory McKenzie to outscore Steven Thomson. Care to take that lex? I'll take that, or is it only available to Lex? Killie trust doesn't count as a charity btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'd take a charity bet of Rory McKenzie to outscore Steven Thomson. Care to take that lex? You must have a lot of money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quitongo's Left Peg Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 11 days first game to SPL, and seemingly still without an established striker, left full back and centre back. Kilmarnock need sign players before first SPL games So? I'd much rather we waited and signed the right player, rather than rushing out and buying anyone just because they happen to play at left-back. If I was to guess, then I'd imagine that we'll end up signing McAllister and re-signing Maksimenko, and that will be the left-back slot covered. Maksimenko can cover at centre back too. Connolly looks like a great acquisition, and that alone should shore our defence up. As for an established striker? Christ, what do fans expect? We've signed Miller and may look to bring someone else in on loan, but I'd be happy going into the season with Miller, McKenzie, Muirhead and Magennis. We'll be looking for a spread of goals this year, rather than relying on one man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quitongo's Left Peg Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'd take a charity bet of Rory McKenzie to outscore Steven Thomson. Care to take that lex? I guess it depends on how often Thompson plays this season. Rory is a great wee player, and will score more than a few this year but if he were to play the same amount of games as ST then there's only going to be one winner there, and I'm afraid he won't be blonde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Killie trust doesn't count as a charity btw. And neither does wisbit's pyjama fund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Oh and furthermore, Lex, Kilmarnock WILL finish above St Mirren next season. Pick the bones out of THAT, tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 The Kille seethe rises as master troll Lex dives into Twitter and tells every St Mirren player how well he's trolled you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quitongo's Left Peg Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 The Kille seethe rises as master troll Lex dives into Twitter and tells every St Mirren player how well he's trolled you all He told Jason Naismith WHAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Bevy Squad Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Probably the poorest looking Killie squad I've seen in quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Probably the poorest looking Killie squad I've seen in quite a while. Troubling times down Rugby Park way, eh? If it wasn't for our lack of debt and brand new pitch, I don't know what I'd do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiesquirrel Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'll take that, or is it only available to Lex? Killie trust doesn't count as a charity btw. Well I was aiming it at lex, but he won't take it. Go on, £10 to your chosen charity if Thomson out scores McKenzie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Obviously not as big a catch as Lex, but you're on mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiesquirrel Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Obviously not as big a catch as Lex, but you're on mate. Cool, get the tenner ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Just a bit gutted that Wisbit's pyjama fund has been ruled out tbh. I'm quietly confident so I'll even throw in that I will change my avatar to a picture of your choosing for the entire close season if you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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