Mitch Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Touching base today? Loads of touching base, tackling the low hanging fruit and raising my profile across the network of key stakeholders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Loads of touching base, tackling the low hanging fruit and raising my profile across the network of key stakeholders. Did you own any announcements? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Loads of touching base, tackling the low hanging fruit and raising my profile across the network of key stakeholders.Any quick wins or is it business as usual? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 A beauty this afternoon - somebody told me we'd have to dialogue something tomorrow morning. He can dialogue it till his eyes bleed - personally I'll just be talking about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Loads of touching base, tackling the low hanging fruit and raising my profile across the network of key stakeholders. That all sounds like corporate knocking shop talk to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Directors reports in accounts can be pretty bad for this. "In making these decisions, the Board was of the view that alternative commercial activity was insufficiently well developed to diversify revenue streams sufficiently to support the current complement" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Long established being described as "bankers" whilst newer clients are labelled "piddlies" is the latest one doing the rounds Have also heard of people being asked to "wangle" their colleagues 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I had a quick w**k and did f**k all today if my boss is reading this. ^^Police Scotland employee imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I'd like to know what kind of job you were after and what things they were asking that led them to the "passion for insights" conclusion. WTF does that even mean?Insights Analyst! The mad thing is that I'm in a similar role. "The c**t who wouldnt stand his round in the pub" imoKnows the score 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jags4ever Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Adding to dialogue we got told to socialise something to a group of people, got laughed out the place when we told him we would just tell them instead. Fuds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Any quick wins or is it business as usual? BAU please, BAU. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Need to Gemba walk it out to try to remove muda from the value stream then perform a DMAIC on the push pull system. Six months later it's still the same mistakes. What a load of muda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Loads of touching base, tackling the low hanging fruit and raising my profile across the network of key stakeholders. A Linkedin connection of mine added 'stakeholder engagement' to his profile. Not amused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Directors reports in accounts can be pretty bad for this. "In making these decisions, the Board was of the view that alternative commercial activity was insufficiently well developed to diversify revenue streams sufficiently to support the current complement" Straight to the top of the list for an orange jumpsuit and a starring role in an ISIS video, methinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 A Linkedin connection of mine added 'stakeholder engagement' to his profile. Not amused.Who the f**k is on Linkedin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Who the f**k is on Linkedin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 A Linkedin connection of mine added 'stakeholder engagement' to his profile. Not amused. What an absolute fucking c**t of the highest order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Hope you've got that on your LinkedIn profile. It's one of the additional tags you can unlock when you go LinkedIn Pro. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 BAU please, BAU. NFA here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Folk in my work have taken to "verbally cascading" things instead of just going up and fucking telling someone something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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