Homer Thompson Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 I'd have to go for Ruggy I think 602336[/snapback] You know that was a rhetorical question, you didnt really have to answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 What about wasp vs beaver? 602348[/snapback] No contest - Beaver every time Free the Scottish Beaver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Yeah, I wouldnt mess with an otter either. I saw an otter give an aardvark a kicking once. His mates just call him a vark now. Snake v Swan? 602354[/snapback] Snake all the way, they've got no arms and would just pounce for the swan's eyes, rendering them immobilised before squeezing to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Good point. It would need to be sharp on its wings... dart in for a peck at the eyes, then swoop off quickly. Swan v Otter? 602337[/snapback] Otter of course. Teeth trump beak every time Hey, what a great idea ... fighting animal Top Trumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 I saw an otter give an aardvark a kicking once. His mates just call him a vark now. 602354[/snapback] Oh, HB ... that was poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 He was stung by hundreds of wasps as a youngster and is terrified of them now. 602353[/snapback] They were in training for the ultimate fighting contest - your poor dad was merely target practise before they move on to their duels with swans and badgers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 I've got a good one Badger v Bear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Aye swans are great alright but you canny beat a nice beaver! 602358[/snapback] But remember - never fear the beaver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Cant tempt you with a bag of wasps then (the healthy alternative!) 602356[/snapback] Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Otters' noses. Ocelot spleens. 602381[/snapback] wasps - they taste stripey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 You know that was a rhetorical question, you didnt really have to answer 602359[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrshireTon Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Wasps seem to be arriving later every year - which is apain because the fruit is well ripe by that time, so the f''kers get drunk on it and sting any bugger. "I'm one mad f''ker" AT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thebullywee Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Wasps and bees don't bother me. Your all a bunch of fearties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Wasps and bees don't bother me. Your all a bunch of fearties 602610[/snapback] What about swans though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thebullywee Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 What about swans though? 602618[/snapback] Now they scare the f**k outa me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 I've got a good oneBadger v Bear! 602377[/snapback] Badger v Champions Grudge Match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Now they scare the f**k outa me 602623[/snapback] Have you ever eaten swan Adam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thebullywee Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Have you ever eaten swan Adam? 602736[/snapback] Nah, lets not get sucked back into the swan thread though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 You should see the size of the Wasps we get in my work, no joking they must be about the length of your pinky, with they're sting about half an inch long, someone said they come in with the wood that we buy in from Europe. Just to add i'm not frightened of Wasps or Bees or Spiders or Swans or Beavers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Wasps seem to be arriving later every year - which is apain because the fruit is well ripe by that time, so the f''kers get drunk on it and sting any bugger. "I'm one mad f''ker" AT 602574[/snapback] That pic scares the shit out of me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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