Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Just now, throbber said: I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who likes to drink as much as possible then the other half is away. Aye, that's what she usually does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 I don't think having a couple days away from the burd counts as living on your own tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 30 minutes ago, itzdrk said: I don't think having a couple days away from the burd counts as living on your own tbh. This is the best some of us get man, don't take it away from us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Did I read in this thread that a grown adult goes (or went) months between changing his bedsheets? That can't be real. Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Dazzle said: This is the best some of us get man, don't take it away from us. You're going away to Ibiza. Do not try and claim a few days away from your lass is the best you get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 44 minutes ago, Deeboy said: You're going away to Ibiza. Do not try and claim a few days away from your lass is the best you get. Same thing man, doesn't matter if it's in my own house or thousands of miles away, a few days without the bird moaning about dishes, hoovering or watching shite tv is equally glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Just had an empty for a few days. Just me, the cat and beer. Sheer bliss. It all ends today at 5pm sadly. I had a six-weeker a few months back. Pizza boxes, beer cans and video games slobbery ahoy, worse than any student days because money in the bank. Anyone got a kitted-out man cave, e.g. shed, attic, spare room/'office'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 14 hours ago, throbber said: I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who likes to drink as much as possible then the other half is away. This came up last week on Profanisaurus app. The technical term for a period of time that sees your missus disappear while you drink/w**k/eat takeaway yourself into oblivion is known as shetox. Also known as a "Wankdow of opportunity". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Do you have a link to this story so I can show my Mrs that it is common amongst other males? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I had a six-weeker a few months back. Pizza boxes, beer cans and video games slobbery ahoy, worse than any student days because money in the bank.Anyone got a kitted-out man cave, e.g. shed, attic, spare room/'office'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 15 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: I would probably die if I had one. Thats the dream anyway. I hope you'd at least have correct grammar when you methane suffocate / lose your bearings in Mozza's Man Cave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 In April i split with my girlfriend and she moved out giving me the last month of the lease solo. Living alone was farking glorious. Now sharing with a decent fella in a nicer flat which is cool, but miss walking around nude and wanking loudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 13 hours ago, itzdrk said: I don't think having a couple days away from the burd counts as living on your own tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 In April i split with my girlfriend and she moved out giving me the last month of the lease solo. Living alone was farking glorious. Now sharing with a decent fella in a nicer flat which is cool, but miss walking around nude and wanking loudly. By wanking loudly do you mean volume up loud or are you getting all pumped up giving a running commentary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 9 hours ago, banana said: I had a six-weeker a few months back. Pizza boxes, beer cans and video games slobbery ahoy, worse than any student days because money in the bank. Anyone got a kitted-out man cave, e.g. shed, attic, spare room/'office'? I know a guy that bought a shed from some Scandanavian company and kitted it out with Sky TV, sound system, the works. It looks brilliant, but f**k knows how he managed to convince his wife to part with the money for it. She really must hate football and/or him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Yaldy. Where do I buy one? He just got his online somewhere and built it himself(builder to trade), cost him £2000 before kitting it out. Properly insulated as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 43 minutes ago, Desert Nomad said: I know a guy that bought a shed from some Scandanavian company and kitted it out with Sky TV, sound system, the works. It looks brilliant, but f**k knows how he managed to convince his wife to part with the money for it. She really must hate football and/or him. Aye,just how did a guy buy something with his own money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Ayr, just how did a guy buy something with his own money? I was thinking the same thing myself. DN must be pussywhipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 11 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Aye,just how did a guy buy something with his own money? You don`t know his wife. I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Desert Nomad said: You don`t know his wife. I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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