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Who is the biggest w****r in Management? / The Sean Dyche Thread


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I quite like Big Sam and his ceaseless trolling of pretentious West 'Am fans by playing nothing like the fantasy style of football they claim they grew up on. They've been fucking brutal to watch for as long as i can remember.

Most managers are c***s tbh. All of them will completely ignore 90 minutes of a turgid performance, shite tactics and total ineptitude to blame almost any defeat on the referee/being dragged down by other clubs/the alignment of the planets.

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Sean Dyche is a great shout. Got the humorous nickname "The Ginger Mourinho" but seemed to take it seriously and now believes he's some form of tactical genius who can play ultimate mind games and deserves respect off everyone. In truth he's an incredibly average manager who sounds far more idiotic than he would if he just spoke normally.

Harry Redknapps impossible to not hate, should probably be in jail.

Big Sam is a bit iffy, he clearly doesn't give a f**k what fans think and will play his style regardless, but his tactics lesson to Van Gaal on SSN was cringeworthy.

I quite like Pardew, he's a c**t, and really detestable. But he's clearly just some normal bloke trapped in a high profile job, his interviews are completely blunt and honest and his reactions are hilarious. He'd probably be just as happy shouting expletives at the tv in a run down pub somewhere.

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Yeah Steve Evans is the one I forgot, completely detestable human being.

Chairmen? Darragh MacAnthony of Peterborough

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Yeah Steve Evans is the one I forgot, completely detestable human being.

Chairmen? Darragh MacAnthony of Peterborough

The c**t Milne from Aberdeen who was crying because he wasnt getting to suck as much Old Firm chode as he liked

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The c**t Milne from Aberdeen who was crying because he wasnt getting to suck as much Old Firm chode as he liked

Tbh I jut have a grudge due to the Stevie May saga, when he spent two months of twitter claiming we were asking ridiculous amounts of money up front then claiming it was us that was bringing the whole thing into the public eye. Turns out he was refusing to pay £300k up front, and wanting to pay us over three years. Once it was over he then made snide remark about how May would struggle to get better than a League One side even if he scored "20 goals"

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Is there a bigger fud in British football management at the moment?

His shoehorning of wannabe MBA chat into football analysis drives me fucking insane. The post-match interview today contains four mentions of the word "growth", including two mentions that Burnley "are in a growth period". Last season I heard him describe Leicester City as the Championship's "market leaders". Another time he explained that his response to losing at half tome was to remind his players that "the mantra continues" in the second.

Seriously, what a c**t sean-dyche-burnley.jpg

This thread can be used to either challenge this assertion with a bigger fud nomination, or just track/predict all the horrific Business Management textbook shit he'll say in his interviews.

My prediction will be that he'll let everyone know he's done a SWOT analysis.

Thank f**k someone else has noticed this, I thought I was the only one :lol: he said it again against chelsea " they are the market leaders "

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Makes my skin crawl.

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Not so much the person but the media circus around Harry Redknapp.

He bankrupted almost every team he managed and is somehow treated like a god.

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http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/501882/There-is-money-to-spend-Sean-Dyche-speaks-out-over-Burnley-s-transfer-plans

“There is finance available. It’s not endless but it is available,” confirmed Dyche.

“We still have to use it wisely and cut our cloth accordingly.

“We are still looking to build the group,” he added.

“We are looking across the board but it stands to reason that midfield is one area.

“Dave Jones and Dean Marney played all of last season but we have not got a real depth.

“But there are other units we are looking at.”

UNITS.

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"There are other units we are looking at" - not a fucking clue what that's supposed to mean. Doesn't make sense.

Lots of good shouts on this thread, but have to admit that I quite like Alan Pardew. Comes across as a fairly decent bloke, and has a bit of entertainment about him. I also rate him as a decent Premier League manager, some of the signings he's made for Newcastle have been really good. As an individual, Allardyce doesn't wind me up, although he is a wind-up merchant.

Mourinho on the other hand is a complete c**t. An absolute shit of a man who has no respect for his opponents and treats them with utter contempt. Boring football anaw.

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