Dee Man Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 (Laughing smiley missed oot and the start, sad one at the end. I wait with interest to see what will be wrong with this post.) Philpy over in General Nonsense is complaining of a dull ache in his ball. I'm beginning to wonder if he's Gary Irvine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dd23 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Early Tele saying The White Cafu may have kicked his ball for The Dees. I have just boarded a bus into town to get pished and having already had 3/4 of a bottle of wine am finding what I actually posted more and more hilarious. This is a double edged sword as I may well have a broken rib. I wonder how many have tried this feat themselves this afternoon. I reckon I could do it, but it would have to be a back- heeler. It would be a useful manoeuvre to have at your disposal. One on one, knowing you're about to be skinned and a certain goal will be the result, jump up into the air and boot yourself in the balls. Striker rendered immediately helpless through fear and amusement. Better than giving away a penalty and getting sent off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 (edited) I have just boarded a bus into town to get pished and having already had 3/4 of a bottle of wine am finding what I actually posted more and more hilarious. This is a double edged sword as I may well have a broken rib. I wonder how many have tried this feat themselves this afternoon. I reckon I could do it, but it would have to be a back- heeler. It would be a useful manoeuvre to have at your disposal. One on one, knowing you're about to be skinned and a certain goal will be the result, jump up into the air and boot yourself in the balls. Striker rendered immediately helpless through fear and amusement. Better than giving away a penalty and getting sent off. Ah, these were the days. Back of the bus, sinking down in the seat and taking a couple of gulps of nectar and passing it to my mates who do the same and rise up in the seat then repeat. 2nd part of your post - Good idea for a thread on hilarious self injuries btw??. Edited December 21, 2015 by CityDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Gary Irvine's fucking shit and has terrible face and hair. When I grow up I want to be like DeeMan (minus his new ailment). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 Gary Irvine's fucking shit and has terrible face and hair. When I grow up I want to be like DeeMan (minus his new ailment). You get a free finger up the arse if you're into that sort of thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LBC-91 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Stewart banned for Derby? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Stewart banned for Derby? Yup. Never a booking either. Disgrace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dd23 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Yup. Never a booking either. Disgrace. Absolutely DF. Is this appealable? The foul was on the glamorous one, the rest was just momentum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Can't appeal a yellow. It's a nightmare tbh, he always scores against the DABs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dd23 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Can't appeal a yellow. It's a nightmare tbh, he always scores against the DABs Utter Shiite decision. Hope he's still here after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelldon Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Where can I find a beer shop in Dundee guys? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Where can I find a beer shop in Dundee guys? I'm not too sure - if you don't mind a wee drive though you have the Eden Brewery in St. Andrews. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Where can I find a beer shop in Dundee guys? The best you'll get is probably Majestic Wine on the Arbroath Rd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Some news on Gary Airvine - he's still shite and he's still useless but the injury is nowhere near as bad as thought and he'll be back training next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Aitkens beside the 24hr bakery apparently has a decent beer selection, but that's second hand information so don't quote me on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dd23 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Some news on Gary Airvine - he's still shite and he's still useless but the injury is nowhere near as bad as thought and he'll be back training next week. Hope he's back kicking his ball soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelldon Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I'm not too sure - if you don't mind a wee drive though you have the Eden Brewery in St. Andrews. Thanks for your help, much appreciated! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I'm not too sure - if you don't mind a wee drive though you have the Eden Brewery in St. Andrews. Luvians in St Andrews has some tremendous stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelldon Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Aitkens beside the 24hr bakery apparently has a decent beer selection, but that's second hand information so don't quote me on it. Ended up going here, I can confirm it has a decent selection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I've read a couple of things online via some DFC pages on Facebook that Gorgeous Greg only has 17pts as the booking against Ross County was for deliberate handball which only has a 2 point punishment. Please do not shoot the messenger if this turns out to be a lot of shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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