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If big Yordi gets his mop cut he'll do a power of shagging during his time here.  

 

Absolute banker he's packing at least 7.5 inches.

 

 

Hiya Yordi,

 

Hiya pal.

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I like the look of Yordi. I've heard he will be taking next season's penalties by pulling out a big f**k off electric guitar and a 10000 megawatt Marshall amp from his pants and blasting the ball straight through the keeper and net with a rendition of Up Wae The Bonnets.

I don't know if it's true or not though.

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I'm gonna assume the ziggy Gordon thing is dead in the water now
Word on the street is he's off to Poland.  
Decent effort, Deeman. Try to include a swastika and a spunking cock, next time. 7/10Eta. Please forgive my lack of manners.Thank you.
Thank you, but spunking cocks are held back for those of an arabian persuasion.Thank you.
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Back of the telly reporting that Yordi hasn't been signed to replace Hemmings or Stewart.

Not a bad thing adding squad depth really, which is clearly what this signing is doing.

I think Stewart will sign a 1 year extension as well...:ph34r:

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