Quentin Taranbino Posted October 16, 2014 Author Share Posted October 16, 2014 Voting will take part over 4 days 16th - 19th Nov but if there is anyone who won't be online and able to vote then they may do so via a postal vote (PM to me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 its dece or itzdrk party for me, I am undecided Don't think you'd meet the strict membership criteria for the Dece party tbh. #DoYouEvenLift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 As a strong, decisive leader, I will be announcing a provisional cabinet tonight. Please indicate your interest this evening to be considered, if you haven't already done so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Albino Rover - Boring. The sort of guy who'd steady the ship for a few months after a leader had resigned before someone better took over. itzdrk - Has some reasonably policies, but looks like he sleeps under a bridge. SodjesSixteenIncher - Dece, although some policies may have to be toned down a little to appeal to the mainly undece electorate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'll officially throw my hat into the ring for a cabinet position. Should I be unsuccessful (something I'm not really familar with, tbh), ther will be no hard feelings and I'll still get behind all members of the Dece Party team. #deceisive not #divisive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'll put my name in for the position of Chancellor of the Ex-checker for the Dece Party. It's important that before someone pulls a 9/10 #indaclub that rigorous background checks have been done to make sure she isn't the ex of someone else in the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'm firmly in the Klopp Party. I'd never heard of him before today but my father voted Klopp all his days, and his father before him. #itsafairkloppguvnor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Won't be throwing my hat into the arena, but will be backing my bois to the end. We are children of the #decelution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Like others have said, I would be delighted to play any part in the cabinet of the Dece Party. One thing we in the Dece Party have no worry of is #Decerters in our ranks, we all align as one. Let's get #Deceomax for this great electorate. Vote Dece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 'It always seems impossible until it's done' Nelson Mandela (1918-2013) May he rest in #Dece #Mandece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'm not a member of Club Dece but I have to say the Dece Party is garnering my attention. Although Itzdrk's eye catching flagship policy to lead a crackdown on the hive of scum and villainy that is Junior Football is extremely attractive. Wouldn't be surprised to see the other parties aping that proposal tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'm in for the Klopp Party. A charasmatic German leader with millions of fantatical followers? What could go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Although Itzdrk's eye catching flagship policy to lead a crackdown on the hive of scum and villainy that is Junior Football is extremely attractive. We shall fight them at the beechwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Campaign t-shirts now available which give a hint to an upcoming policy and a wee play on a joke someone made about my party earlier in the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmadaleKillie Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 So I am going to go and be uber dull and post a detailed breakdown on my thoughts. Based on this dullness I am sure you guess who I will support before I even get start! First up there is Itzdrk, the man with a party that doesn’t even have a name yet. At first glance there are some pretty reasonable policies, the removal of junior football is sure to be a crowd pleaser but if you look deeper into it I am unsure of what he actually expects to do. I mean does it involve the association or the actual teams themselves? Does it mean just ban them from any involvement with the SFA or does it mean actually forcefully shut down all the clubs and the junior association? My worry is that he just means not letting them take part in any SFA or other football related body in Scotland. Without some more details behind it I just think it may just be all for show and it won’t actually do anything to really get rid of this scourge within our game. The Daily Record in Gaelic, if he had put forward the idea of shutting the paper down then fine, but printing it in Gaelic just seems like some sort of torture for the Rangers fan who normally read it. I am not sure the NHS could cope with their breakdowns when they realise their favourite rag isn’t written in the Queen’s English anymore. I like the NHS too much for this and I haven’t even mentioned the effect it could have on the many down trodden women across the country who may also suffer. Sponsoring an SPFL side is actually something I really support on paper, but I worry it could lead to severe infighting and rebellion depending on what team was chosen. I think it would need to be a team everyone liked such as Kilmarnock but I am sure that can be worked on. I like a fair amount here but I am just not sure I believe it will really be delivered. Next up there is Albino Rover who at first comes across as someone boring, dull and interesting. Serious when I first read his beliefs I almost fell asleep on my chair. However, I gave him the benefit of the doubt and read his later comments and actually think it is good to see how active and thoughtful he is trying to be. In regards to football, well everyone loves to see more inclusion of the fans in our game unless your name is Michael Johnston of course. I am hoping we can see some real ideas here in the future including perhaps the ability for fans to remove evil dictators who just want to fleece your club for money. Either way, it is something I can really get behind. His media thoughts are all made with the best of intentions but I just don’t see it being cost effective. It is all very well trying to spread out the work to the regions but who the hell is going to pay for it all? Print media is dying and the TV companies treat Scotland as a region anyway so I don’t see them wanting to delve down any further. Perhaps he is talking about promoting new companies or going into social media and the internet. I don’t know but at the moment I am not sure his ideas here have any real chance of succeeding but I suppose I could still try and support them depending on where they get taken. His final post on P&B initially scared me as it was portrayed as punishing people who are “poor” which could of course mean anything. At first I thought he was on about targeting some of the mentally handicapped trolls out there or maybe the Old Firm fans and punishing them straight off the bat. However, his more detailed breakdown does add a little bit more information with some elements to actually promote good positing and a sin bin style system for the idiots out there. As you can see on the whole I quite like the policies here but I do worry about the rather un-exciting patter that is put forward. However, if Albino can through in the odd populist policy to supplement these core principles then it could have a good chance. Also the odd advert with scantily clad women and a tour of Mumsnet by him and his party may help as well. Finally we have SodjesSixteenIncher whose party appears to be dedicated to populism gone mad. Everything seems fun, exciting and ‘dece’ but at the same time it all appears a bit to light on real chance and I can see things going quickly to shit. Fit women for free at matches, superb but I worry about some of the people that may be classed as fit. For example, in Ayr I know that the image below is a “fit” woman but no normal human would have thought so Can you imagine the TV cameras at some of our more dodgy cities showing a stadium full of “fit” women from the local community? I shudder at the thought. Good TV shows being free on terrestrial TV is ha horrid idea. Putting the good shows on Sky ensures that people are forced to pay stupid subscription fees which keep my wife securely in a job at Sky. In addition the Livingston area would be devastated by the job losses and the place is depressing enough as it is. As for maintaining ‘dece’ standards on P&B, can’t disagree with that one but I would like to know how he plans to do it. His first element regarding the usernames being up for debate is superb but at the same time I worry these morons could quite easily enjoy them as sort of misguided “badge of honour” So a lot of populist commitments but I think we could end up seeing a society develop much like Ayr has but on a grander scale which leaves me with nightmares. So there is really only one party which had the least “issues” for me and that has to be Klopp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Does the Dece Party really appeal to you? Or do you just look back dwelling on bygone days of moisturising youth, unable to adjust to adulthood and the real world? Do you want to be held back with #boisinflipflops? Or do you want to #risetothetopwithklopp Itzdrk has no policies: Only narrow minded and downright farcical prejudices: Junior football is no more a hive of scum than the rest of Scottish football. Itzdrk's hatred for all things Junior Football sounds more deep-rooted than he would care to reveal. Why such prejudice? Is it possible his feeling harks back to a painful childhood memory? This might be seen as political propaganda, but is it possible Itzdrk's real issue is because he might have been beaten-up or even sexually abused by some Whitlets Victoria fans as a youngster? But despite doubts over the reasoning behind Itdrk's mission - What kind of fool wants to set out with the sole purpose of persecuting a specific group of people and calling it a 'policy'? Hitler>>>Mugabe>>>Itzdrk And that ladies and gentlemen is why i suggested that we are called the you seem upset party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 An Austrian is the answer to your latter question. It's surprising the amount of folk who don't know that Hitler was Austrian. Imagine someone from another country dictating policy in your country. Would never happen here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I don't want to tread on any of ma Bois feet, but I too am interested in a role in the Dece party, perhaps as deputy unless anyone else feels strongly about that role? I feel my dedication to the Dece cause since day one gives me the experience needed to advance our position even further. I also have mad respect for all the Dece ladz and won't argue with the final desish. Itzdrk's party sounds decent, I'd hope that whether I'm involved or not there can be a good working relationship between the two. The other one sounds quite doss teebs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 So I am going to go and be uber dull and post a detailed breakdown on my thoughts. Based on this dullness I am sure you guess who I will support before I even get start! First up there is Itzdrk, the man with a party that doesn’t even have a name yet. At first glance there are some pretty reasonable policies, the removal of junior football is sure to be a crowd pleaser but if you look deeper into it I am unsure of what he actually expects to do. I mean does it involve the association or the actual teams themselves? Does it mean just ban them from any involvement with the SFA or does it mean actually forcefully shut down all the clubs and the junior association? My worry is that he just means not letting them take part in any SFA or other football related body in Scotland. Without some more details behind it I just think it may just be all for show and it won’t actually do anything to really get rid of this scourge within our game. The Daily Record in Gaelic, if he had put forward the idea of shutting the paper down then fine, but printing it in Gaelic just seems like some sort of torture for the Rangers fan who normally read it. I am not sure the NHS could cope with their breakdowns when they realise their favourite rag isn’t written in the Queen’s English anymore. I like the NHS too much for this and I haven’t even mentioned the effect it could have on the many down trodden women across the country who may also suffer. Sponsoring an SPFL side is actually something I really support on paper, but I worry it could lead to severe infighting and rebellion depending on what team was chosen. I think it would need to be a team everyone liked such as Kilmarnock but I am sure that can be worked on. I like a fair amount here but I am just not sure I believe it will really be delivered. If there is one thing i can guarantee from this we will never sponsor Kilmarnock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Prime example of why the removal of the Juniors from the face of the earth should be the hallmark of a progressive society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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