Fifespud Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Unless you're Paul Paton's wife. Allegedly. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Someone shagging your missus used to be a legal defence to murder - reduced it to culpable homicide. Cant remember if it ever got reformed. I'm pretty sure the French still have a 'crime of passion' caveat to murder for cases where you come home and see someone else sawing your missus in half. It doesn't matter how 'right on' you think you are if someone is slipping your missus (or mister, whatever) a crippler then most people will get a little miffed. All this talk of 'burds' not being chattel is bollocks, I'm sure even Clive would be wringing his hands if he came home and Margaret was getting her whiskers punched by the next door neighbour (hopefully a Dee ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podlie Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/pair-are-fined-for-violent-assault-on-wife-s-lover-in-dundee-park-1.323429 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 'Dundee United Football Club has commenced an internal investigation into the conduct of two of its players following information received by the Club. The Club will make no further comment at this stage.' Link. Can't possibly imagine what this is about. Hopefully its about that utter arsewipe steward that stomps up and down the stairs at the away section looking for excuses to lob people out, the one with the moustache and shite haircut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Unless you're Paul Paton's wife. Allegedly. That edit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 United have a long history of this sort of behaviour. Let's not forget Big Dunc battering the cripple at the bus stop. Of course it stems from the top - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 United have a long history of this sort of behaviour. Let's not forget Big Dunc battering the cripple at the bus stop. Of course it stems from the top - And not forgetting that time our Director of Football and a boy fae the Fintry Shams battered our Italian midfielder outside the stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomer Brown Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 And not forgetting that time our Director of Football and a boy fae the Fintry Shams battered our Italian midfielder outside the stadium. That was the company, not the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Yep, we batter our players, we don't racially abuse them from the terrace. We also might shit in their shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthBank Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 If the wife is shagging someone else then the issue is with the wife - not the guy who is getting offered the shag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 That was the company, not the club Are you feeling silly about your sig yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I'm pretty sure the French still have a 'crime of passion' caveat to murder for cases where you come home and see someone else sawing your missus in half. It doesn't matter how 'right on' you think you are if someone is slipping your missus (or mister, whatever) a crippler then most people will get a little miffed. All this talk of 'burds' not being chattel is bollocks, I'm sure even Clive would be wringing his hands if he came home and Margaret was getting her whiskers punched by the next door neighbour (hopefully a Dee ). Like Spud you resort to personal comment when devoid of sensible argument. It doesn't surprise me TBH. Yes, in less enlightened times the concept of 'crime of passion' would have been an accepted norm; probably around the same time when women had no rights within a marriage. Some folk may yearn for the days when a woman 'knew her place'; it's never been a philosophy that I have bought into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 We also might shit in their shoes. We throw shit at opposition fans, according to Dundee Mad. If we were to combine the two... Perfect time for Dundee Barry to revive his Super Dundonian Nightmare FC idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Like Spud you resort to personal comment when devoid of sensible argument. It doesn't surprise me TBH. Yes, in less enlightened times the concept of 'crime of passion' would have been an accepted norm; probably around the same time when women had no rights within a marriage. Some folk may yearn for the days when a woman 'knew her place'; it's never been a philosophy that I have bought into. Bravo on the faux moral high ground, of course if a lassie comes home and finds her husband shagging another burd she would just accept it because 'she knows her place as chattel'. Your sad Sir Galahad routine is a tad dated and dare I say it patronising. I'm pretty sure you've dished out your share of personal insults and the like as well so lets not be having any pish about 'resorting to' nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Bravo on the faux moral high ground, of course if a lassie comes home and finds her husband shagging another burd she would just accept it because 'she knows her place as chattel'. Your sad Sir Galahad routine is a tad dated and dare I say it patronising. I'm pretty sure you've dished out your share of personal insults and the like as well so lets not be having any pish about 'resorting to' nonsense. Well said Chomp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Bravo on the faux moral high ground, of course if a lassie comes home and finds her husband shagging another burd she would just accept it because 'she knows her place as chattel'. Your sad Sir Galahad routine is a tad dated and dare I say it patronising. I'm pretty sure you've dished out your share of personal insults and the like as well so lets not be having any pish about 'resorting to' nonsense. What a lot of rubbish. Granny can speak for himself (eventually, once he wakes up from his nap) but you're grossly misrepresenting the point he was making which is that a woman's virtue is no longer the property of her husband. He was expressly dismissing the outdated concept which your silly pal has been labouring to argue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEJANGO Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 What a lot of rubbish. Granny can speak for himself (eventually, once he wakes up from his nap) but you're grossly misrepresenting the point he was making which is that a woman's virtue is no longer the property of her husband. He was expressly dismissing the outdated concept which your silly pal has been labouring to argue. TBF if its your wife then you are each others 'property' and you have taken vows to celebrate the fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 TBF if its your wife then you are each others 'property' and you have taken vows to celebrate the fact. Jesus fcuk. Any Funster fans not experiencing a brain short-circuit due to the incredible excitement of a United player possibly being a bad manny are most welcome at this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEJANGO Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Jesus fcuk. Any Funster fans not experiencing a brain short-circuit due to the incredible excitement of a United player possibly being a bad manny are most welcome at this time. In English please. Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 TBF if its your wife then you are each others 'property' and you have taken vows to celebrate the fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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