footiefanboy Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 An ever increasing number of kids are being landed with the names of both of their parents e.g. Billy Smith-Jones. Just wondered what will happen if Billy links up with Jodie Robinson-Thomson in twenty or so years time? Will their sprog be lumbered with Tamara Smith-Jones-Robinson-Thomson? Or will they decide by toss of a coin or perhaps an arm wrestle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 An ever increasing number of kids are being landed with the names of both of their parents e.g. Billy Smith-Jones. Just wondered what will happen if Billy links up with Jodie Robinson-Thomson in twenty or so years time? Will their sprog be lumbered with Tamara Smith-Jones-Robinson-Thomson? Or will they decide by toss of a coin or perhaps an arm wrestle? Surely it would be Tamara Robinson-Thomson-Smith -Jones, or just c**t for short Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Should just switch to Spanish or Icelandic naming traditions. A whole lot simpler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Willie Harcourt-Cooze is the defintion of a fud and also has a double barrellled surname! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I have a double barrelled name #perthshire Luckily i think marriage is for twats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 ^^^^^^^Mr Fivehundred-Poundnote ^^^^^^^ married and took his wifes name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 We had a guy worked in our place a while ago that went one better and had a triple-barrelled surname, and who was somewhat unkindly nicknamed “Billy Three Dads”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I feel sorry for kids who get lumbered with it but I worked with a boy (who was a tool anyway) who decided that when he was getting married they would become double barrelled. I met his 'charming' new bride at a work do (she looked like me in a frock and I ain't small or pretty) and would be surprised if it lasts 5 years so feck knows what they'll do when it goes tits up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Guy at school had a double barrelled surname.... ... I wonder what ever happened to Joe Sawnoff-Shotgun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 I met his 'charming' new bride at a work do (she looked like me in a frock and I ain't small or pretty) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
who's yer dadi Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Played in a university tennis match in September against some boy from St Andrews called Percy Woodruff-Ellis. He was a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 From my experience people with double-barrelled surnames are usually posh. People with double-barrelled forenames, however, are usually minks. Strange world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 There's a boy in one of my tutorials with a quadruple barreled surname, which feels a bit too far tbh. He is a literal member of the aristocracy though, so I guess different rules apply. Sounds like envy from Quentin That-Boy-Ronaldo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairney The Dinosaur Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Neighbour's last name is Bowyer-Bower, she asks everyone to call her Bow Bow and doesn't respond until you say it. Folk stopped speaking to her a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 In which Bond film did Bond have the alias: James St. John Smythe? A View To A Kill (1985) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 In which Bond film did Bond have the alias: James St. John Smythe? A View To A Kill (1985) My favourite Bond film. Pronounced of course, Sinjun Smythe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Played in a university tennis match in September against some boy from St Andrews called Percy Woodruff-Ellis. He was a dick. Don't keep us in suspense then, who won? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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