strichener Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Morgan. Really, for every day driving you drive a Morgan. Right you are... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 My car is British. I don't eat kebabs and rarely drink tea or coffee I'm not bothered about the Greeks unless they want even more of my money. I used to vote in Scottish and British elections. I hate modern American movies. My whisky and vodka are Scottish. My jumpers, shirts and boxers are Scottish too. My hifi is Scottish too. My suits, shoes, polo shirts and trousers are English. My socks are Welsh. So don't use your foreign shopping and lifestyle habits to lecture me on migration. Your patter is pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiochas III Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Morgan. Which Morgan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crùbag Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 My car is British.- My Mini is German I don't eat kebabs and rarely drink tea or coffee - I like British food like Pizza and nachos I'm not bothered about the Greeks unless they want even more of my money. - I only go Greek when my burd is drunk I used to vote in Scottish and British elections. - but the DUP don't stand in my constituency I hate modern American movies. - I like the French ones though with a bit of scud in them My whisky and vodka are Scottish. - English/ foreign owned and imitations of Russian culture My jumpers, shirts and boxers are Scottish too. - aye, but made in Bangladesh My hifi is Scottish too. - your what? My suits, shoes, polo shirts and trousers are English. - see above re boxers.... My socks are Welsh. - I went on holiday to Llandudno and stayed on a sheep farm So don't use your foreign shopping and lifestyle habits to lecture me on migration. - Yeah, I'm Pictish so i am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Surprised that UKIP actually got somebody sensible on Scotland Tonight.He actually sounded quite sensible, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Just going to leave this here. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/falkirk-wheel-of-fortune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Just going to leave this here. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamieross/falkirk-wheel-of-fortune "We are the only people who think Scotland can get off its own backside and do well and make money." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I have no problem with Glens vodka. On the other hand, I do find unionist trolls leave a bad taste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I see some rocket is standing for UKIP in Angus; ashamed to say he went to my school and was 2 years above me. One of his Facebook profile pictures has him on one of those hunting get togethers with old men and their tweeds and bloodhounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Perth and North perthshires candidate is based in Peterborough and as far as I know hasn't set foot in Perth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Perth and North perthshires candidate is based in Peterborough and as far as I know hasn't set foot in Perth Perthshire/Peterborough. Close enough in UKIP terms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowthennowthen Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Cockburn and that boy of the telly last night in Falkirk high street today. When his lackie asked if I was voting I told him no as they are all shite but they were the shitest of the shite in a very loud voice. Cockburn didn't seem to like it too much and the media women looked shocked. You'd think they would be used to a bit of stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Seemingly they have published some document attacking the other parties and in it they accuse the sssnnnpppeeeeeee of being anti english they really are my favourite fruit loops 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nowthennowthen Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 I wish I'd taken a picture of them. Couple of proper loonballs with them. Was like a day-release outing from the mental ward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 UKIP down at around 2% in the latest Scottish polls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Nigel claiming SNP supporters are the biggest racist in the UK http://news.stv.tv/scotland-decides/318782-ukips-nigel-farage-biggest-racism-from-anti-english-snp-supporters/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biscuits Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/apr/28/nigel-farage-english-victims-racism-uk-scotland So UKIP aren't racist - it's us apparently. Just shows how little he understands.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 This is simply an easy tactic for right-wingers down south now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 "The SNP are openly racist" You couldn't mark his neck with a blowtorch. Thankfully they're consigned to being a complete irrelevance in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crùbag Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Perthshire/Peterborough. Close enough in UKIP terms. No wonder they want to send aid-boats to Nepal... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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