JamieT1314 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Thanks for clarifying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) Oh FFS when did 'out of the loop' become Onanists Reunited? Edited August 21, 2015 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Shut it Zombie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Top boi, old Onan. Seen here about to protect Red Sonja from the clutches of a zombie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Right, never mind aliases. Why is 'wind the windows down and turn the heating up full' the solution to everything? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I even said I do enjoy the food, just not after a night out "A few of my pals are Chinese" type post IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Right, never mind aliases. Why is 'wind the windows down and turn the heating up full' the solution to everything? I think this was the advice given to someone on P&B who's car was overheating. Not sure who the posters were though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I could easily make my own StandFree style seethe list, given that the replies I got were about as predictable as it gets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 the replies I got were about as predictable as it gets. Well f**k off. If you could have predicted the reply then don't make the post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I could easily make my own StandFree style seethe list, given that the replies I got were about as predictable as it gets. Im surprised you havent yet, seeing as youve stolen everyones elses patter already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 The_Kincardine, on 21 Aug 2015 - 16:59, said:Well f**k off. If you could have predicted the reply then don't make the post. I'm sure that concept made sense in your diminishing head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I could easily make my own StandFree style seethe list, given that the replies I got were about as predictable as it gets. You play Goat Simulator so making that list would probably be the closest thing you ever get to real friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I think this was the advice given to someone on P&B who's car was overheating. Not sure who the posters were though Not just on here. I used to work for a company whose biggest transport vehicle used to have steam belching from under the hood within five minutes of running. They refused to get it fixed because it was technically, technically possible to keep it going by WDTWATTHUF. I ended up on a death march/drive up to Inverness in the damned thing in the middle of Summer, which killed the van and didn't do much for the rest of us either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Were you in the toilet doing things to make the fat boy cry? Or were you in the fat boy?? Lying on the floor looking under the stall wall? I've caught folk doing that before. Not while I was crying, though. Anyone ever had your toilet neighbour's foot slide under the wall and try to rub against yours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 I'm sure that concept made sense in your diminishing head. It makes more sense than you implying his head is growing smaller. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted August 21, 2015 Author Share Posted August 21, 2015 That guy takes his mod power way too seriously I got a final warning for suggesting that a certain oriental cuisine is not my choice of 3am drunken food The very same fascist Mod gave me a warning for telling a Hibs fan (TGIG?) to f**k off and die. Censorship IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Sounds like a well deserved warning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 No, I was tapping dripping cocks with my gold-topped cane. When you caught someone, did you smile at them then pull your best gurn as you squeezed out a hefty shud? I was so surprised that I didn't get the chance. They looked terrified to have been noticed, scrambled to their feet, and slammed out of the door. Entirely covered in pish, judging from the state of the floor And no, no footsie in the bogs! I'm glad you got to meet George Michael though. That's happened more than once to me too, although never in Scotland. First time it happened, I was just a nervous teenager, so I whipped my foot away in a panic and the lad got the hint. Last time I was worldly-wise enough just to say "no thanks", which got the same reaction. Seemingly very polite laddies, these cottagers, although clearly not very choosy. Talk about a lucky dip - "who's in the lavvy today?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 (edited) How's the nephew getting on? pb Was that 'Perthshire' ? Easily the most tragic thing I've seen on P&B - what an absolute roaster Edited August 21, 2015 by Ned Nederlander 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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