kildog Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Stevie May Brian Cant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Brian Cant Walt Disney 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Q Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A Gary Dicker threw a fridge at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 What does a vegan, zombie Gary Dicker eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says... "Here, did you hear Gary Dicker's signed for Kilmarnock?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kildog Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Knock, knock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 On wood , on wood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kildog Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You've ruined it, but as you might have guessed, it was just Gary Dicker popping round to introduce himself, after signing for Ayrshire's bestest fitba team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C4mmy31 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 A Scotsman, an Englishman and Gary Dicker walk into a bar. Behind the laughs and reminiscience they all share an unspoken fear that male friendship is little more than transient cameraderie, and that they're all crucially alone in this world. surely you mean Lee Hodson ? After all he's the Irishman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 You've ruined it, but as you might have guessed, it was just Gary Dicker popping round to introduce himself, after signing for Ayrshire's bestest fitba team. Sorry it's my warped mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kildog Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) surely you mean Lee Hodson ? After all he's the Irishman Nope, Gary Dicker was actually born in the Republic of Ireland. Edited February 3, 2016 by kildog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I heard that Gary Dicker was a dyslexic agnostic and that he lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Gary Dicker once tried to charge me £14 for a strip of velcro. What a rip off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_lad Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) What did Gary do to make his girlfriend stop complaining? Dicker Edited February 4, 2016 by killie_lad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I'd like to be a Killie fan because I'd like to have a reason to have squirrels on my t shirt. In all other ways I don't really envy you but I saw your badge today and I liked it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'd like to be a Killie fan because I'd like to have a reason to have squirrels on my t shirt. In all other ways I don't really envy you but I saw your badge today and I liked it. Weirdo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'd like to be a Killie fan because I'd like to have a reason to have squirrels on my t shirt. In all other ways I don't really envy you but I saw your badge today and I liked it. ^^^^ squirrel envy It makes a change from wanting a sheep hanging off your cock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 ^^^^ squirrel envy It makes a change from wanting a sheep hanging off your cock Poor wee squirrel. Sent from my iPhone using Pie & Bovril 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lastnameontheteamsheet Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 The patter on here is terrible ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quitongo's Left Peg Posted February 12, 2016 Author Share Posted February 12, 2016 Momo Sissoko training at the club 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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