The Naitch Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Oh Naitch! Mushrooms are a must in a fry up. It's those half grilled tomato types that need watching! Tomatoes are alright if they're well cooked.The correct fry up combo, of course, is bacon, sausage, egg, tattie scone, hash brown, fried bread and black pudding.No wonder I'm a fat b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Tomatoes are alright if they're well cooked.The correct fry up combo, of course, is bacon, sausage, egg, tattie scone, hash brown, fried bread and black pudding.No wonder I'm a fat b*****d. Hash brown but no haggis or fruit pudding, thats not right [emoji51] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 I don't like tomatoes or mushrooms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Sugar in tea? FFS Miley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Sugar in tea is horrific. Now in Coffee however........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 The cup of beans, ace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Sausage, bacon, fried egg, scrambled egg, black pudding, 2 totty scones, beans, fried bread, soda scone (cheese optional), strong raw coffee.That's what winners have on matchdays( Sir Gavin of Gunning approved) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Got fucking wankered and texted the ex begging her to take me back. Now I feel like a dick. Someone should confiscate my phone when I'm drinking. Been a lot of years since I experienced 'the fear', how's it working out for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Pretty shit. Think I need a nap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 totty scones Mods, plz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Mods, plz A potato is a totty? Cmon now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Haggis for breakfast? [emoji854] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 16 minutes ago, Wren Road said: Sausage, bacon, fried egg, scrambled egg, black pudding, 2 totty scones, beans, fried bread, soda scone (cheese optional), strong raw coffee. That's what winners have on matchdays( Sir Gavin of Gunning approved) Do you just spoon the coffee out the jar in to your gub? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Do you just spoon the coffee out the jar in to your gub? Jar? Freshly ground my man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just now, Wren Road said: Jar? Freshly ground my man Mais oui, a man of breeding and refinement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 The burd put my Mars bar in the freezer. The fucking thing is inedible now.There is so much hate in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Cerberus said: The burd put my Mars bar in the freezer. The fucking thing is inedible now. There is so much hate in the world. You might be in for quite a night. Have you heard of Marianne Faithfull? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 The burd put my Mars bar in the freezer. The fucking thing is inedible now.There is so much hate in the world. Wait until it's half defrosted and mash it up with ice cream. We shall overcome this horror 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Pissing around with my phone last night trying to fix a minor problem and it has now rearranged all my apps in alphabetical order. Disaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 5, 2017 Share Posted January 5, 2017 Feeling Wraggy's pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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