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On 20/11/2016 at 13:48, The Naitch said:

 


Tomatoes are alright if they're well cooked.

The correct fry up combo, of course, is bacon, sausage, egg, tattie scone, hash brown, fried bread and black pudding.

No wonder I'm a fat b*****d.

 

Wetherspoons Scottish breakfast has Tattie Scone.

Wetherspoon breakfast in rUK replaces tattie scone with hash brown.

Hash browns are crap and a Wetherspoons breakfast in Scotland is far superior to rUK

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44 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

 


The above statement, plus haggis being awesome is why the "full english" is actually a pile of pish and Scotland does the superior cooked breakfast. By miles.

 

You're absolutely right.Tattie scone and haggis automatically elevates our breakfast above all others. A decent hotel will also lay on a few decent malts (gratis) to help wash it down. 

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The computers at my work have been updated recently.  Occasionally while working I get the progress bar coming up with the bar 3/4 filled but saying 100%. Never does the bar actually get to the end.

This annoys me greatly.

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Wetherspoons Scottish breakfast has Tattie Scone.
Wetherspoon breakfast in rUK replaces tattie scone with hash brown.
Hash browns are crap and a Wetherspoons breakfast in Scotland is far superior to rUK


I do like hash browns but must agree, tattie scones are better. And haggis is excellent.

Are there any Wetherspoons on the border where it would be possible to get all three?

Also, do the Welsh have their own variant fry up or is it just the same as England's?
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36 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

 

 


I do like hash browns but must agree, tattie scones are better. And haggis is excellent.

Are there any Wetherspoons on the border where it would be possible to get all three?

Also, do the Welsh have their own variant fry up or is it just the same as England's?

 

Fucking cockles!

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https://delishably.com/breakfast/full-welsh-breakfast

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47 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

 


I do like hash browns but must agree, tattie scones are better. And haggis is excellent.

Are there any Wetherspoons on the border where it would be possible to get all three?

Also, do the Welsh have their own variant fry up or is it just the same as England's?

 

I would guess @welshbairn May be able to answer.

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1 hour ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

 


I do like hash browns but must agree, tattie scones are better. And haggis is excellent.

Are there any Wetherspoons on the border where it would be possible to get all three?

Also, do the Welsh have their own variant fry up or is it just the same as England's?

 

Do the Welsh not fry f*ckin seaweed for breakfast? 

Least I was given that in a B&B in Aberystwyth once.

Maybe they didn't like Scots?

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15 hours ago, supermik said:

For the record, I cant even remember if it tasted good or not.

Therein perhaps lies the answer to your question.  Red pudding - neither one thing nor the other.

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I pulled my headphones out my pocket yesterday and one of the wee rubber earbud bits came off and disappeared when it fell.

I had to sit on the train going to and from work with one headphone in.

To make matters worse, I've run out of the same size of replacement ones and now have to put up with the soul crushing horror of having mismatched sized earbuds in.

Where is my fucking telethon? 

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Twice in the last couple of days I've managed to dislodge my bookmark from my book in my bag. Not only do I then have to search for the bookmark, but I also have to try to remember where I'd got to in the book.

Fucking nightmare.


Fold the corner of the page. Bookmarking for jakeballs.
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