Bully Wee Villa Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 And I've just realised I've forgotten to take my hay fever pills, the one day it happens to be sunny for a Villa game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 41 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Now a big cloud is heading my way. Can't someone do something? Did the micro penis and massive balls actually form properly on the end of that cloud. I hate when they almost make a cock and balls but change at the last second 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 1 minute ago, whiskychimp said: Did the micro penis and massive balls actually form properly on the end of that cloud. I hate when they almost make a cock and balls but change at the last second I summoned up all my energy and went inside. Back out now with a warmer blanket and a headband to keep my ears warm. The only cocks are my pets - they are disturbing my peace by scrapping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 5 hours ago, throbber said: Shandon you have disgusting finger tips. Was he rough with you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 At the airport about to head for a Greek island and forgot to pack my Amazon fire stick. Going to have to watch the sea or some shitty Greek quiz show. Might as well just join the drowning refugees. Grimbo has a few fire sticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 The collapsible crate supplied with my new car only holds four packs of sparkling water not five like my own ones. In truth I can live with this but it's inconvenient. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: sparkling water OFTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 The collapsible crate supplied with my new car only holds four packs of sparkling water not five like my own ones. In truth I can live with this but it's inconvenient. Does it sit up top with the driver? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: OFTW. It must be years since I've not had sparkling water at some point in the day. Preferred with ice and lime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Just now, throbber said: What's wrong with just normal water? I don't enjoy drinking still water and will only do so when I really need to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I hate sparkling water and find it totally unnecessary but each to their own! I actually don't agree with each to their own on this subject. Anyone who likes sparkling water should have their tongue removed and given to someone more deserving 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 1 minute ago, whiskychimp said: I actually don't agree with each to their own on this subject. Anyone who likes sparkling water should have their tongue removed and given to someone more deserving Aye but you're not very bright so no one bothers what you think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Just now, Granny Danger said: Aye but you're not very bright so no one bothers what you think. I'm bright enough to know sparking water is pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Just now, whiskychimp said: I'm bright enough to know sparking water is pish. If your pish is sparkling I'd go to the doctor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: If your pish is sparkling I'd go to the doctor. Nah, they add the CO2 after I pish in the bottle. Soda stream pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 I keep getting a notification from Whatsapp on my phone saying "You may have new messages" I then have to wait 5 minutes to find that I do have a message when I get my usual notification. The people without in the 3rd world without phones have no idea how lucky they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 I stopped off at Tesco to pick up lunch on my way into uni this morning, mainly for the purposes of getting change for parking. I got to uni to discover parking charges are suspended over the easter holidays. I now have 5x 20p in my pocket when I could have had a shiny new pound coin. People crossing the Med on dinghys never had this issue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Got a coffee to drink on the train back from uni, it was too warm to drink, so I let it cool down a bit. It is now too cold to drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 We've had some beautiful weather here recently but I've been busy every weekend. Not this coming one though so I have a bike ride planned. The forecast now says it's going to rain. A bike ride in the rain. In the rain! I might as well move to the slums of Port Au Prince. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 3G mobile data. It's like being a caveman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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