Ross. Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 It's quiet in work but I need to stay another 40 minutes before it's deemed late enough to leave early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 due to my recent poorly back escapade I took to wearing my cummerbund, back to front obviously, otherwise the fasteners would have exacerbated the complaint. Anyway although my back is much the better for it I'm afraid to say my cummerbund has taken a right regal pasting, it favours a wrinkly black teatowel twice folded longways. I pray that I get no imminent dinner dates. I'm not sure if one should stick it in the washing basket, anyone here know f the trusty cummerbund is washing machine safe? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 due to my recent poorly back escapade I took to wearing my cummerbund, back to front obviously, otherwise the fasteners would have exacerbated the complaint. Anyway although my back is much the better for it I'm afraid to say my cummerbund has taken a right regal pasting, it favours a wrinkly black teatowel twice folded longways. I pray that I get no imminent dinner dates. I'm not sure if one should stick it in the washing basket, anyone here know f the trusty cummerbund is washing machine safe? Grimbo I generally have my butler hand wash mine in tepid water. It is then dried by my numerous maids blowing on it, it's essential the maids gargle with spring fresh Lenor beforehand. Anyway, my problem is that two of my maids have developed swollen gums & tongue and are therefore only able to work 9hours a day as opposed the the usual 18. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Turkish delight is fucking brilliant, you bunch of heathens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Turkish delight is fucking brilliant, you bunch of heathens. Much prefer angel delight over that foreign muck, one never knows where it's been? I'm a Presbyterian by the way. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 (edited) I'm sitting up a hill overlooking stac pollaidgh, with the midges going 'tits'. My problem is, I've procured an expensive bottle of Scottish gin in case there is a mosquito on holiday, and I don't know how much tonic water to add to ensure safety? Edited August 15, 2015 by Njord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Much prefer angel delight over that foreign muck, one never knows where it's been? I'm a Presbyterian by the way. Grimbo They're so dissimilar, you might as well have said you prefer a Chicken Korma. Does anyone actually leave the stuff to set in the fridge, BTW? Couple of minutes in the bowl to solidify, then it's down the hatch. No messing about round these parts. I'd no idea they didn't do peach or black cherry flavours any more - haven't had them for thirty years, but suddenly it's vitally important to me that these flavours are available. Popcorn and Candy Floss have also been cancelled without me ever trying them, but I'd buy the hell out of them if I could. Only five flavours now, and only one of them is Butterscotch. Coh! I'm sitting up a hill overlooking stac pollaidgh, with the midges going 'tits'. My problem is, I've procured an expensive bottle of Scottish gin in case there is a mosquito on holiday, and I don't know how much tonic water to add to ensure safety? Assuming you aren't Noel bloody Coward, give the gin to some passing femmes and find yourself a proper drink. Use the tonic water for the inevitable wet T-shirt competition when the gin's finished. If you are Noel Coward, I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I have two Butterscotch Angel Delight in the cupboard. I've a feeling that there will only be one come this time tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I had a Madras today. I quite regularly have Madras and really enjoy it. Today was different. It was just too hot and I couldn't eat it all. I had to make do with dipping naan bread into the sauce to eat and leaving the meat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I have two Butterscotch Angel Delight in the cupboard. I've a feeling that there will only be one come this time tomorrow. Love that stuff! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Was it one of the ASDA microwaveable ones? Ew, no! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I mean spicy hot, by the way, not temperature hot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I had a Madras today. I quite regularly have Madras and really enjoy it. Today was different. It was just too hot and I couldn't eat it all. I had to make do with dipping naan bread into the sauce to eat and leaving the meat. Man up and grow a pair FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I had a Madras today. I quite regularly have Madras and really enjoy it. Today was different. It was just too hot and I couldn't eat it all. I had to make do with dipping naan bread into the sauce to eat and leaving the meat. There seems to be a family trait of curry ruining things in your lives. #prayforthingslessspicy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I had a Madras today. I quite regularly have Madras and really enjoy it. Today was different. It was just too hot and I couldn't eat it all. I had to make do with dipping naan bread into the sauce to eat and leaving the meat. Does this make sense? It's the sauce that's hot, Shirley? You should have got Adam to sook the sauce off the meat.* *You dirty minded b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Man up and grow a pair FFS. You weren't there, man. You weren't there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Does this make sense? It's the sauce that's hot, Shirley? You should have got Adam to sook the sauce off the meat.* *You dirty minded b*****ds Yes, but it didn't taste as spicy that way as it did slathered over the meat. Adam wouldn't touch it either, but then I've never seen him brave a Madras. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I'm having to take my own car on nightshift and can't recline the driver seat back for a sleep because of the baby seat. I have to get out of the car and walk all the way round to the passenger side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I'm having to take my own car on nightshift and can't recline the driver seat back for a sleep because of the baby seat. I have to get out of the car and walk all the way round to the passenger side. Last time I was on night shift a community policeman came round and woke me up for a chat. C**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 What is it you do B.S? Not a lot m8. It involves trains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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